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Feel lucky that Antony found football, something about his eyes tell me he’d be a very good serial killer

Vini is an absolutely amazing winger, so direct and fast with actual quality as well

Couldn’t ever sell the smiling assassin

Fair play, I’m chatting shit then

I didn’t watch the whole match as I was working, only the last twenty minutes but did they manage to get their heads on the ball of crosses at other stages of the match? Not arguing for the sake of arguing, genuinely interested in whether it is a viable strategy or not as I wouldn’t anticipate you’d be particularly good in the air and on the basis of what I watched, you weren’t

There was lots of pressure but I think owing to the fact that they barely ever got a head on the cross they should have probably taken more shots from distance if they didn’t think they could get in behind Ghana down the wings

Why do South Korea keep floating crosses into the box? They’re all well delivered but they never get their head on them. Surely they have to keep the ball on the ground

If Bellingham is out for Henderson as a tactical change rather than an injury then that’s about as bad a managerial decision you could come across

Why are so many football referees bald?

They were celebrating him at QPR like crazy for not going to Wolves and now he wants to go Rangers. Does he just absolutely hate Wolverhampton as a place?

He’s definitely leaving Chelsea soon but I don’t think it’ll be to us. I think there’s a really good player in there and he would improve a ton under Howe but I also think there are probably better options for us

Best game of the tournament I’ve watched by an absolute mile. Howay Cameroon

Yeah, he’s become Jonas without the charm

Eh? Rangers over QPR. That’s extremely odd. Does he support them?

Fullkrug’s got the type of face you’d expect to see slumped over a pint in your local but his goal scoring record at club level is very good. That touch from Musiala was quality though

I just think there have been far too many cagey matches and when things have been more open there’s been a lack of quality. My main hope for the tournament is that Messi puts on a show and drags Argentina all the way or we get an unusual winner who’s never won before. Couldn’t really give a shit about England’s tournament as the football we’re playing is hard to get behind

Erm, Spain are probably technically the best set of players in the tournament. They lack a brilliant striker but they would destroy England like

Spain looked very good in the first half but they seem to have lost their energy here. Germany are going to frustrate them if this continues and could steal it

Hope Uruguay crush them

Belgium need going in the bin like, playing like absolute trash now for two games on the run

Hope Morocco win, at least they’ve played some nice stuff at times

Wonder what the percentage of passes backwards is in this tournament compared to usual, and the ratio of attacks which go into the opposing half but then return to the goalkeeper

Eurgh, that’ll be given off. This tournament is dire

Yeah, we need “eat out to help out” to make a comeback but this time with more of a focus on hookers and footballers

Aye, Canada against Belgium had the best pace to it out of all the games I’ve watched