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Please play some fucking football man Argentina, you’re losing this if all you do is foul them. So fucking sick of this ref

Insane goal, Argentina you fucking imbeciles

Noppert, you bitch

This ref man, what a joke

There’s still time for Lautaro to miss two or three gilt-edged chances here

Why have Argentina decided to stop playing football and just started fouling at every opportunity

Class, battle royale

Anti-vaxx but loves the roids clearly

He’s having a shocker tonight like

De Paul with the cushioned back pass, safe

This ref looks like such a whopper

Argentina are looking disorientated here

Noppert gagging to drop a howler. The Netherlands style of passing with no intent is already enraging me

So up for the game tonight, Howay Messi, put on a show. Can’t be fucked watching Netherlands suck the life out of this match

I imagine there are a few sore heads this morning after securing such a major trophy

Bit of Tony Hawk’s skateboarding later on and then have to be up early to catch those waves

Mehrdad dragging Amanda away from Mad Dog Tindall as he arrowed in there, smart

Love how Amanda is always cuddling the players like she’s their mam, she’s class

He dropped the official commentator in it. What did he say again? ‘I had to step in at late notice as the official commentator let them down at the last minute?’

No Rolls Royces for the Al-Hilal players after this performance. Thought Anderson had some lovely touches, he’s clearly got the game to be a playmaker and he always gets into good positions to score. Should have put the second chance away he had but the first was a bit unlucky. Can’t wait to see him develop and it was nice to see the other young lads get minutes too

Miggy must be on some serious PEDs

Miggy, you dreamboat

Absolute stonewall

Should have shivved him there and then and taken the punishment as a martyr

When will the accounts be available to start scrutinising in order to calculate the kind of fat dollar stacks we’re getting from all of these commercial partners?