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The club will die anyway under Ashley, it’ll just be a lot more painful

Watching England U21s here, Harvey Elliott looks really quality

Those freaks in Newcastle have offered Botman the deputy manager’s job like Mbappe and a say in all their transfers (CalcioMercato)

Maybe he can make it as a children’s presenter on CBeebies when a club doesn’t pick him up on 120k wages

Fuck’s sake, didn’t need to know that

My favourite two Enrique’s were as left back for us and in nets for Liverpool. Sad to see Pepe Reina kept him out of the side for so many years

Out of Fraser, Almiron and Murphy I’d be selling Murphy first, could probably find a buyer at either the top of the championship or possibly at the bottom of the premier league

Hopefully there’s a pact between clubs and no one buys any Chelsea players causing them to fail immediately under their bloated wage structure. Abramovich was recording enormous losses wasn’t he? Not going to be sustainable for the new owners. Hope their policy of having 500 players out on loan comes back to fuck them as well

Nah, want youth and pace

Wonder if we could just buy him a couple of bionic legs to sweeten the deal and get this one over the line

Tommy not happy with the jokes, too quick for you?

Yeah, he spoke favourably about us after the January window. No idea what's going on in fairness and none of us do

Looks slower than Ciro Immobile in that photo, concerned now

Lovely interview, speaks so well, sure he’ll have a career in the game after finishing playing whether as a manager or commentator. Hope he has a great season at Norwich

Always had huge concerns about this absolute tortoise of a footballer

"More than a possibility?" What a pathetic way to say barely anything. Delighted that Matt's coming home properly

Quite like the goalkeeper one actually, can you get shorts with zip pockets?

Got my cock out but still pretty bloodless for the time being

You’ve been done mate, back to the pavilion with you

Out of those I actually like the Saudi one the most

Let’s get Peter Walton on the blower to clear things up

The only major positive to come out of the game is how class Bellingham clearly is already

How the hell is Walker still so rapid

Was there any contact at all there? If so it certainly wasn’t enough to cause him to topple

Pickford’s kicking has been vile