LRD

Sherwood's totally pissed.

The only person not impressed with the goal Needs to have a 'matrix' option.

What a hit!

And Spurs starts with 0 GD yet again.

Us, Everton, Liverpool, Spurs, Fulham?

That banner.

Give us a wave, Fergie.

Vidic always gets a red in this fixture.

van Persie.

Trust me when I say that's a crap shot by Gerrard's standards.

Vidic saved Rafael from an early bath there.

Guess Liverpool ain't the club that are 'eight players short of becoming genuine title contenders', Fergie.

That dive from Rooney in the box is embarrassing. Wonder what Moyes has to say about that like.

Loss. Fulham.

Losing to one of the worst teams in the league.

Krul.

That was as close to a non-goal you can get.

Just 2 pages and it seems we're nearly halfway through the half That mascot generated more excitement than the minutes played so far.

At this rate, the post-match reaction will be on page 8.

Have no faith in Carver myself. They will surely establish some channel of communication though.

There will certainly be voices for the players to pump the longest ball up in the air.