LRD

£300kpw 5.5 years contract. Highest paid player in the world then?

Shrewd move tbh.

Not so much of a difference losing fringe players like Obertan, Gosling, Amalfitano, Marveaux, Jonas (that's five) since they ain't playing anyway and most are useless. Remy is likely to leave so we need a proper replacement for him (more likely Cisse staying 'like a new player') while de Jong should be around to replace Shola. Ben Arfa, I can't see him staying without games and one year left on his contract. - Obertan*, Gosling, Amalfitano, Marveaux*, Jonas, Shola, Remy, Ben Arfa (* provided some club wants him since there doesn't seem to be any remote interest.) + Cabaye replacement, Ben Arfa replacement, (+ de Jong) Permanent signing of de Jong and a failed attempt at retaining Remy, plus a couple of replacements for Cabaye and Ben Arfa and that's likely all there is to our summer transfers. And then we will have people rejoicing at what great work we have done for that window.

Too much work + not enough sensationalism.

http://pixel.nymag.com/imgs/daily/vulture/2013/06/17/leo-wolf/leo2.o.jpg/a_560x375.jpg

'LOOK AT ME' and 'touches kids'. What else?

http://i.imgur.com/WqOLo59.png Just noticed that.

http://i.imgur.com/uRdPmtc.png?1 Look at the number of 'exclusives' in only a matter of days on that trash site.

Would you rather a good body with the face of a decomposing hippo? Easier to cover the face, attack the base tbh.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-_zvbePkPQV8/UwXeTPnz-7I/AAAAAAAAM-o/bnP0mQpZd4A/s738/Galatasaray+14-15+Kits+12.jpg Galatasaray 14-15. Third, home, 2nd (scarf not included).

It was a genuine question, you nobody.

If not, you've got some troubles with your previous three candidates Well Qatar have got about 4 in one city 4 in one city and 3 in another. The limitation to a possible two stadia in one city is a rough guideline it seems.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-15G9Dw2ojlc/UwStuacxeWI/AAAAAAAAM8s/HkI50yO-r6o/s738/Schalke+14+15+Home+Kit+(1).JPG http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-b3DUgqhjmmM/UwS4-677jYI/AAAAAAAAM-A/KA80R1RLyuA/s370/Schalke+14+15+Home+Kit.jpghttp://1.bp.blogspot.com/-BmNQt9mfVuo/UwS4-8TrT5I/AAAAAAAAM98/65LLFAGLUxs/s475/Schalke+14+15+Home+Kit+Back.jpg Schalke 2014-15

If they are not spitting at each other, I don't see why they should be stopped from clearing their throats. "Swallow it, you bastard!" If he's dead set on it, just introduce muzzles on all players.

That would mean there's always the possibility of your fat thumb ruining things though. Suggest removing half a cm from your thumb instead.

Extended til end of 2014-15 season (the emergency loan rule, not morrison's). http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/25233173

They call it an emergency loan but it's different to the emergency GK loan that you are probably thinking of. The football league sides have been able to loan players (not exclusively GKs) out of the January window (til March iirc) for some time now. FIFA or UEFA didn't like it and wanted to put a stop to it but they've earned a reprieve for the next one or two seasons for now.

Eh? Why should that ever affect an on-pitch decision?

The signing of de Jong and his role in the team basically spelled the end of Shola. Hopefully it extends beyond the remainder of this season.

http://i.imgur.com/jK4xxJ1.png?1 Mind there will be an increase in fan mock-ups proclaiming to be the real deals being leaked.

Can probably count with one hand the number of HBA mentions over the last few pages. Edit: And don't feed the troll nor bite the bait, people.

Someone should change the thread title. It has become Alan Pardew thread II.

Happy for him. Well done Dreamboat.