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Book him!

Pathetic dive.

Wtf, Kagawa can't even get on the bench for a home match against Palace.

So tempted to bring in MYM considering his low price and obvious quality, in addition to freeing up money to bring in Ivanovic. Uncertain if he's a starter most of the time though...

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I'll give that one a miss! Make him stay on the bench until it's time for penalties.

Wouldn't be surprised if Pardew thinks he'll be better at combating Benteke.

I see what you did there.

Aye, thought someone has issued a ban to EVERY 12 year old lad. First impressions were "That's drastic."

Hope none of our players lose their cool against them. They have a few players with the sly elbow digs and shoves meant to provoke the opposition into cards.

They sure love to do that. (Youtube 'Physio helps goal keeper'.)

Good luck trying to keep things quiet when you have players who either openly and secretly despise your words and actions.

I'd take Iaquinta and Boulahrouz on one year deals tbh, not all that but better than Shola and Williamson. Room only for one more. We have registered 24 and you can't do swaps/ changes until January.

Meh, come back only after someone has put their signature to the contract. There has been so much smoke without fire, I'm suffocating and tearing up.

Loan market has closed for PL clubs. Only emergency loans for GKs apply.

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Podolski doesn't start.... it will be Walcott who is very good at making runs in behind the defense. You've just given me another headache in selection. Podolski is injured anyway so that should help Personally i just went mad and got Ozil, Walcott and Giroud I hope Ozil is worth it. Will hurt if he turns out to be the leading 'assister-of-assists' instead of the final assist which counts. Does he take penalties, FKs and corners btw? I don't really watch Real.

Not sure if I should release RvP. Having him limits the options I have. On the other hand if he keeps up with what he has, I'm going to miss out on a lot of goals and assists.

Podolski doesn't start.... it will be Walcott who is very good at making runs in behind the defense. You've just given me another headache in selection.

No, he didn't. http://http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2012–13_La_Liga Is this wrong? Think I've picked my team using a fake wikipedia edit. Twice the next nearest assister should give you a clue. http://espnfc.com/stats/assists/_/league/esp.1/spanish-la-liga?cc=4716

Yanga signed a one-year extension to his expiring contract so yeah, teasy's on the spot here. edit: My bad. Was extended to 2015. http://espnfc.com/news/story/_/id/1227790/mapou-yanga-mbiwa-extends-montpellier-contract?cc=4716

Won't be. He's already hiding behind Pardew's statement.

You have to wonder how he apparently does scouting for Wenger who clearly knows his players. Probs another fragment of his imagination again. Utterly clueless fraud who should be in retirement.