LRD

Rooney.

Wow, that lineup. Hope Pardew's been inspired by the last 20 mins of the Fulham match to give it a go from now on.

Hoof!

Asian fan on the left being gagged or something?

Where is the love?

Young always looks to go down whenever there is an opportunity. As if anything has changed.

Booo, got the penalty they want. Red card too.

Decent there,

RvP

Seriously, resorting to 3 pathetic dives in the box to try to get something against Palace. Wonder what Moyes has to say about this, considering he had criticised Suarez's diving last season. Have no doubt he will adopt a hypocritical approach.

His diving is getting old.

Book him!

Pathetic dive.

Wtf, Kagawa can't even get on the bench for a home match against Palace.

So tempted to bring in MYM considering his low price and obvious quality, in addition to freeing up money to bring in Ivanovic. Uncertain if he's a starter most of the time though...

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I'll give that one a miss! Make him stay on the bench until it's time for penalties.

Wouldn't be surprised if Pardew thinks he'll be better at combating Benteke.

I see what you did there.

Aye, thought someone has issued a ban to EVERY 12 year old lad. First impressions were "That's drastic."

Hope none of our players lose their cool against them. They have a few players with the sly elbow digs and shoves meant to provoke the opposition into cards.

They sure love to do that. (Youtube 'Physio helps goal keeper'.)

Good luck trying to keep things quiet when you have players who either openly and secretly despise your words and actions.

I'd take Iaquinta and Boulahrouz on one year deals tbh, not all that but better than Shola and Williamson. Room only for one more. We have registered 24 and you can't do swaps/ changes until January.