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Aye, thought someone has issued a ban to EVERY 12 year old lad. First impressions were "That's drastic."

Hope none of our players lose their cool against them. They have a few players with the sly elbow digs and shoves meant to provoke the opposition into cards.

They sure love to do that. (Youtube 'Physio helps goal keeper'.)

Good luck trying to keep things quiet when you have players who either openly and secretly despise your words and actions.

I'd take Iaquinta and Boulahrouz on one year deals tbh, not all that but better than Shola and Williamson. Room only for one more. We have registered 24 and you can't do swaps/ changes until January.

Meh, come back only after someone has put their signature to the contract. There has been so much smoke without fire, I'm suffocating and tearing up.

Loan market has closed for PL clubs. Only emergency loans for GKs apply.

http://i.imgur.com/lYPSGbx.png Disclaimer at the bottom.

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Podolski doesn't start.... it will be Walcott who is very good at making runs in behind the defense. You've just given me another headache in selection. Podolski is injured anyway so that should help Personally i just went mad and got Ozil, Walcott and Giroud I hope Ozil is worth it. Will hurt if he turns out to be the leading 'assister-of-assists' instead of the final assist which counts. Does he take penalties, FKs and corners btw? I don't really watch Real.

Not sure if I should release RvP. Having him limits the options I have. On the other hand if he keeps up with what he has, I'm going to miss out on a lot of goals and assists.

Podolski doesn't start.... it will be Walcott who is very good at making runs in behind the defense. You've just given me another headache in selection.

No, he didn't. http://http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2012–13_La_Liga Is this wrong? Think I've picked my team using a fake wikipedia edit. Twice the next nearest assister should give you a clue. http://espnfc.com/stats/assists/_/league/esp.1/spanish-la-liga?cc=4716

Yanga signed a one-year extension to his expiring contract so yeah, teasy's on the spot here. edit: My bad. Was extended to 2015. http://espnfc.com/news/story/_/id/1227790/mapou-yanga-mbiwa-extends-montpellier-contract?cc=4716

Won't be. He's already hiding behind Pardew's statement.

You have to wonder how he apparently does scouting for Wenger who clearly knows his players. Probs another fragment of his imagination again. Utterly clueless fraud who should be in retirement.

Brilliant.

that would assume they think of Arsenal as any kind of threat. Knowing Mourinho he's going to pull the deal at 23.59 so they can't get a striker in.

Ian going to matches. Not quite, I do enjoy it though. Maybe because I only manager about 8 a season. Alan reveals his forum identity.

Must have shattered him seeing Liverpool lift the trophy and missing out on a CL medal.

75, 80 mins is good enough if he does great within that time. I don't think you need the full 90 mins to collect any matchtime or clean sheet bonuses anyway (60mins iirc).

You can make unlimited changes til the next matchday once you have played your wildcard. If player X gets injured midweek, just transfer him out at no points hit.

http://i.imgur.com/2nlYEGD.png PL Clubs Net Spend (Mils) for Summer 2013, sponsored by Levy is a geniusTM.

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