LRD

Carroll Bought for 35m Sold for 17m Net -18m Suarez Bought for 22m Sell for 40m Net +18m There, you've made back your Carroll money.

None, they don't fund breakfasts as well as over in Southampton.

Think he just got the slightest of touch.

No idea about the rules (you need bimpy for that) but surely you can't score with your hands (hence gk goal disallowed, throw-in goals disallowed as Cajun mentioned)?

Oh noes, a difficult away tie to lower league opposition! Think of how terrible their pitch, how long their grass will be!

Don't expect the obvious. It probably starts with Zlatan. http://svenskanamn.alltforforaldrar.se/uploads/15641/3e65918bcfc81fe.jpg

Signed for Qatari club Al-Gharafa which probably means they will try to get Gomis to sign a new contract then.

Faye Downey.

Think so. There has been examples of players forgoing their bonuses if they hand in a transfer request.

I hope no one takes this thread seriously.

Magedia rears its ugly head. FTM. Newcastle outside European spot. Guess who wins again.

He can sign a pre-contract agreement with a non-French club from January on while OM can only do so 12 weeks from the end of the contract. We'll just have to step in earlier if that's the case. Doubt his entourage are the type to honour any agreement with OM anyway.

Barca's apparent bid £35m for David Luiz was rejected.

I'm hoping that when Jonas realises his position is also threatened by Remy (and any possible winger signing), he will buck up his ideas more. He seems to perform better when he knows he has competition.

It's so obvious that Liverpool themselves haven't exactly been classy by sneaking in an ambiguous clause. It will be interesting to see the tricks Suarez will do to get his move. He's virtually an indispensable in the Uruguay squad anyway so his place to Brazil is guaranteed no matter what happens. Reckon Liverpool will eventually be forced to sell him to a club outside the PL, maybe Real. Rodgers has totally been brainwashed in the Liverpool wayTM. Has he by any chance opened those 3 envelopes yet?

On a free? Bloody Guangzhou Evergrande.

Seems so. http://www.transfermarkt.com/en/mondial-promotion/details/berater_926.html

That's the main worry I have. No matter what excuses, valid or otherwise, this has to be the bare minimum. I'll dread it if we play like a team of strangers again.

f*** off Touche.

Just as the 'unpopular opinion' thread is catered for TCD, this thread will see a lot of Ian.

Ian Ian, you say you will stay out, can't be bothered to repeat yourself, and don't give a damn. Yet you come in every time without fail.

Brinksmanship imo. They can't afford his wages. Gomis will move to another club by the end of the window. Whether it's to us, who knows?

And you'll know who the usual suspects are.

Wait for it...