Maybe we could offer him a role on some kind of coaching capacity? Obviously for a more hands-on role he'd need a more generous remuneration package, but I'm sure there's a bit of spare cash in the transfer kitty.
While i detest Pardew, bringing in a coach should be his choice. While i know you were joking, stop scaring the s*** of me with this possibility..
Ashley has never paid compensation to bring in his managers and coaches so far. Can't see that changing so give Mrs bimpy a hug to get those endorphins going.