mickthemagpie

Need some better songs.

Got a seething rage building up inside for this game, add in several bottles of Cobra and a Vindaloo in the Rupali before the game and the atmosphere around me is likely to be particularly unpleasant.

Bought one and will be taking it with me to the match. Good stuff. What's it say? Pardew Out in big letters and then underneath is three stats: First NUFC manager to lose 5 consecutive PL games, Most NUFC PL losses in one season and biggest home defeat for 87 years. I'll upload a photo when it comes. Take a black marker so you can alter that at half time. I'm sure Sky will be quick to point out how out of date that would be at the end of 90 minutes.

Shola up front and Elliot in goal. As soon as I read this I thought of The Human Caterpillar. You're a right twat for reminding me of one of the worst things i've ever seen.

What will it take for Man City to actually fill their ground?

Krul Elliott Debuchy MYM Willo Colo Dummett Anita Gosling Tiote Gouffran Remy Lose 5-0, deducted 15 points for playing with 12 men and 2 goalkeepers, relegated thus saving Mackems who finish 4th bottom. Pardewed.

Vindicates my decision not to go to watch this shit.

Surprisingly, the reason those places you mention aren't included in the population figures of Newcastle is that they aren't part of Newcastle. City centre no, but a part of Newcastle, certainly so. With the current system a house in the West end of Newcastle will be classed as being in Newcastle yet a house in the East end with an equal distance away and probably better transport connections to Newcastle isn't classed as being in Newcastle. Currently Newcastle airport isn't even in Newcastle, and if you want to pedantic NUFC's training ground isn't in Newcastle. Go to Manchester and places like Bolton and Wigan are classed as a part of Manchester, Wigan is approximately 26 miles away from Manchester. Back off topic! You're getting your 'cities ' and 'city regions' mixed up! Pop of Newcastle 275000 city region 950000. Liverpool 466000 city region 1,500.000 (some have it as high as 2,500,000 depending on how many authorities are included. Incidentally the airport is in Woolsington which is,officially, a suburb of Newcastle. You're in danger of sounding like a Mackem now!

Dear Mr Carragher, Newcastle and Liverpool are not 'similar sized cities'. The population of Liverpool is 200,000 greater than that of Newcastle. Now please, fuck off.

How the fuck did they evolve in such close proximity to us? Darwin would have been fucking dumbfounded.

I'm not sure how Thatcher can possibly be held responsible for what happened at Hillsborough. What happened afterwards is another matter.

You were keeping the wrong company mate!

George, point 1. Everyone accepted a long time ago that the victims weren't scumbags. Anyone with half a brain never thought they were in the first place. On occasions like this it's they who we think about during the minutes silence.

They don't like mentioning the one where they were totally at fault As opposed to being just a bit?

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It really is much better on mute.

Better looking than Spearing or not? Not. Spearing is just an ugly fella, Flanagan looks deformed. Flanagan is monstrous like So's Rory McIlroy but look who he gets to marry! Money talks.

Had enough, pressed the mute button.

Never thought i could enjoy a match again! One more please Citeh.

Apparently!

True, its their fans that are the problem though.

Its all down to Chelsea now.

Aye, another 70 minutes of this shite.