Wilson

Watching that and all I can think of is.... I can't fuckin wait till we upgrade everything properly

Sorted but the site is an absolute fucking farce like.  

1 hour ago, reefatoon said:

Just watch it fella, there’s nowt wrong with it. Just remember, nothing is safe from NO Bitches incorporated 

Not at all, all of the interviews are shocking.  It's good, in that we want to hear from new signings, but it's amateur and cringe as fuck every time. 

Every question ends up pushing them into answering questions about how good the fans are, how good the stadium is, how much is he looking forward to playing in front of them/in it.  It's awful. 

Still watched it. 

Guessing it's that boring cunt who sounds like a toucher doing the interview going off the comments?

Need shot of him ASAP. 

Haven't watched it yet and debating whether I should bother

I've said it before and I'll say it again, fuck everyone that isn't us. 

This is glorious. 

By all accounts he's got a great engine already and he hasn't exactly took his foot off the gas over the summer with the u21's.  I'd be surprised if he's brought in as a slowly as others, I'm assuming his fitness levels are already very high. 

Enjoying all the comments from other clubs fans on social media. 

Doesn't want to be there! 

Average! 

Forced out! 

Nowhere near a step up! 

Aye, keep underestimating little NUFC and their deluded fans thanks. 

2 hours ago, TRon said:

 

That's not bad but the last line would probably make him put in a transfer order.

'he'll help us beat Milan away' might be little bit less infuriating for him

Another signing that will help when trying to convince more quality to sign up. 

I'm obviously bias as fuck but surely any potential signings will need minimal convincing when they see players like this joining. 

The athletic write up aboot the deal is a canny read. 

'Newcastle United confirm the signing of AC Milan captain' 

48 minutes ago, bhoywhonder said:

Its not a 'shithole' by any means

It fuckin is like, the 'city' centre anyway. 

2 hours ago, Skeletor said:

 

"So Sandro. How does it feel to have joined Newcastle United?"

 

highlight of the thread tbh

edit: even after it's confirmed. 

The youngest was waiting for a keeper top, buzzing that the away one's came out in her favourite colour

Can't wait to get absolutely shafted on the price of 2 kids tops with their names. 

Nee idea, other end of the street to me so thankfully don't come across him much. 

19 minutes ago, jack j said:

 

Is this the beginning of podcast wars

Happens to be in my street, just drove past.... christ what a mess

Pardew can fuck off, no matter how he speaks of us now. 

The greasy lickspittle cunt.

10 minutes ago, The Prophet said:

All of a sudden Tonali seems reasonably priced.

Wheeeen theeeee price is a hundred plus 5 to buy Rice get Tonaliiiiii

Be filling the bath again soon... do they not know there's a cost of living crisis? 

'Often imitated never duplicated.'

Can see that being a common phrase in this thread over the coming years. 

My bath is now extremely cold. 

I was in Gran Canaria with my parents when I was about 11, always remember finding out about Shearer as some bloke shouted 'yous are geordies aren't yous? You've just signed Shearer!' from about 5 balconies down, fatha was straight to the shop for his paper 

Aye, I like this.  Hope he gets what he wants from it. 

3 hours ago, Northerngimp said:

 

 

Lets a build a team

Buy Tonali noo everyone's an Italian. 

All lined up for a Friday 3pm announcement this.