Wilson

1 hour ago, Armchair Pundit said:

Strange way to prep for the new season...

 

https://www.sunderlandecho.com/news/crime/man-jailed-for-performing-sex-act-while-keeping-seagull-captive-between-his-legs-4191876

 

'a young seagull' 

Well of course it was

Dear me. 

Has the bird got a go fund me? If so we should all Pigeon. 

53 minutes ago, The Bonk said:

Adam Driver to play him in the movie we sell to fund his transfer. 

 

The next step is Parker Schnabel. 

Barely know the man, despite being at the final v Italy, but I think he's going to be Tonali class. 

I actually don't care if he (initially) signs for the 'wrong reasons'. 

One season in, he'll call it home. 

9 minutes ago, timeEd32 said:

 

There's no way we're offering him more than what's being discussed for Bruno's new deal. It would also be weird to blow away whatever Isak is on.

 

Italian sources have every reason to spin this as a "he's moving for the money" type deal. I'm confident we're significantly increasing his pay but we're not going north of £200k IMO.

2 minutes ago, Miggys First Goal said:

Huge contract bid now submitted to the player.

 

Have we really offered over £200k a week?

Couldn't give flying fuck. 

Smash the wage structure to get who we want. 

We're minted and means exactly nowt to me. 

10 minutes ago, astraguy said:

so our rumoured budget was bullshit

Budshit.

6 minutes ago, TRon said:

 

Looks an absolute boss.

Don Tonali.

I wish someone would mention that it's in euros. 

1 hour ago, Toonjam88 said:

He isn’t happy people are taking the piss out of him for his exclusive ?? silly prick

 

 

Christ. 

2 hours ago, Ikon said:

The “worrying” stuff is very boring too imo. 

Concerning. 

22 hours ago, TaylorJ_01 said:

https://twitter.com/uglygame/status/1669639788658409472

All our fault and we all defend don't we? 

Idiots. 

Just now, Coffee_Johnny said:

This cunt scored/twatted someone/injured Casemiro or Paqueta  yet? 

3 minutes ago, Shearergol said:

Maddison’s been a bit meh 

Seems to have been the few times I've watched him this season. 

It's a proper pipe dream, but the fact that there's been interest has me dreaming.  Mental just being linked with that calibre of player. 

20 minutes ago, Turnbull2000 said:

This thread should be locked! Seems to be very little to this, if anything.

Apart from the fact we're interested in one of the best midfielders around.... definitely not worth batting an eyelid is it. 

Ban the original poster as well I say. 

5 hours ago, Anderson said:

https://twitter.com/NUFC/status/1668989921640472583

I'm gona cry me fuckin eyes out watching this. 

42 minutes ago, Rich said:

That feeling of logging into the forum and seeing a new thread about a mint player that’s already at multiple pages is hard to beat, mind.

Still trying to get through the pages without biting (too much) at stifler doom mongering shite. 

36 minutes ago, Stifler said:

Let’s not get carried away.

Edwards could be BigFrankChippa, and could be playing the long game here.

We have to convince him to come, and hope that our name isn’t being leaked to bring the giants out of the woodwork.

Fuck off. Let's get carried away and excited at being linked with one of the best midfielders around rather than sit like a miserable little chip pisser. 

Will it happen? I don't expect it really but I'm fucked if I'm not gona enjoy these kind of links.  You can still be excited about something that may not happen, much like I was about the takeover.  Lighten up. 

Everywhere you goooo.... you always take Barella with you. 

Just now, LV said:

Can someone summarise? He’s blocked me for once giving him some ‘journalistic advice’ 

Wait... what? 

Truckin hell.