Wilson

Hazard man, really not looking forward to playing this lot. Where are they playing btw?

Lampard with another screamer

Looking forward to seeing schurrle in the prem

Not often I get to watch a match this time in the morning...gave is an excuse to get another drink

This always leads me to say people have their heads buried in sand.... I haven't been to a pre season friendly since Rob Lees debacle of a testimonial, they are boring, s*** and no indication whatsoever of what's to come. Tbf, as well as getting fit, it's to fine-tune the game plan. Nothing's going to change between now and next Monday, maybe a new player (ha) but that's it.

Aye, it's seemed fairly obvious from reports of the other pre-season games as well. It's worrying. For some anyway.

Really can't believe we're starting our final friendly before the fucking 2013/14 season with Shola bastard Ameobi.

Was never a pen like

£3 quid has won me £26 on another accy, so £8 up considering I lost £15 on watford/qpr....mint me like.

Aye ... aboot reet

WTF is that would have sufficed

The Stonekickers. Like the Stonecutters, but instead you get continuously kicked in the stones. It's mint.

'cos you can never have enough Sports Direct signs. never.

Aye. Not 100% sure of thee point in it

Cheers for the tie-pin Mike, seriously...it's lovely.

QPR/Watford double. That's all from me for today, keep clear of them.

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He'll be there somewhere. Jonas' is always there.

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Krul Debuchy. Saylor. Colo. Santon Tiote Cabaye Sissoko HBA Jonas Cisse.

I think that's down to different sizes. It's the same here (guy on the right) So smaller people = shitter shirt? Very size-ist. Don't see why size of the shirt should affect the design.

That's one depressing pizza. Not a word I ever thought I'd use to describe a pizza but there you go. It looks sad.

That's it, time to open the cans of lambast.

Aye it'll be one of the sovereign states like.

Not disputing your opinion, you could well be right, but I find it barmy how players are dictated to by their agent. Last I heard it was the agent who worked for the player and not vice versa. The tail's wagging the dog. If Gomis had a set of knackers he'd tell his agents to make a deal with the club of his choosing. Surely though that is the problem for us?... His choice being Marseille...