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That probably isn't a memory gap, but a memory of your perception of it at the time. It's easy to get carried along with the zeitgeist, I know I was when I was young, but as you mature you reflect, and realise that you maybe weren't spot on at that stage. Do you think you might be becoming mature, KI? Not really, because I didn't really rave about Fox at the time either, it's only looking back that he seems a lot better than I remember, but I'm not sure what it was about him that stopped me from thinking he was really good at the time. Good. Defer that as long as you can get away with it. Adulthood fucking sucks.

That Barcelona game, though. Man, the memories. Him to Tino for 2 and 3, terrific.

That probably isn't a memory gap, but a memory of your perception of it at the time. It's easy to get carried along with the zeitgeist, I know I was when I was young, but as you mature you reflect, and realise that you maybe weren't spot on at that stage. Do you think you might be becoming mature, KI?

I think he was just overshadowed by the others, I don't recall any haters. Was a canny player. Montserrat international. I never knew that, is that real or is Wikipedia just fucking with me again?

41 from 3 valid players. The toxic O'Shea on the bench though, so his retrospective red could yet hit. Rose in the first team and Wisdom ahead of him on the bench FML, how could I know Pulis would come in and nix him? The Taff Twat.

From up here isnt she? Aye. A wealthy heiress - Barratt Homes, innit? She should look happier imo, but then she has to put up with him and all those riches. Life is so tough. Yeah she's a Barratt, rediculously wealthy. So at least we know she's not one of these wags in it for the money. Or the enjoyment, clearly.

Thought it was 8? Doesn't have to play him every game, like, so there's some leeway.

From up here isnt she? Aye. A wealthy heiress - Barratt Homes, innit? She should look happier imo, but then she has to put up with him and all those riches. Life is so tough.

What with Gustavo's bairn being a Wham player and Fathead being an ex-mackem who tried to get us relegated? I can't imagine a world in which that would happen! Oh, hang on, I can. Carry on.

If you can do that, you should.

Both late fitness tests apparently. FML. Also definitely out. Tremendous.

I've stuck Guzan, Vlaar, Cissokho and Hutton in one of my FF teams, so I must agree. They're really cheap, like. Confidence is a proper mindfuck, it only works if you're thick. If you have any semblance of thought, you will - and should - question your self-belief. If you are stupid, you will just keep shouting. That's how it works and how the stupid selfish bastards get rich. I could link you to my company's website to show you an array of asinine twats, but arrays of those are freely available and will become more so leading up to the election. You're not that old anyway, man. Fucking Thatcher was elected the week before I was allowed to vote. I was furious, and haven't stopped being furious ever since. I am furious. No, I really am. I could have stopped all this by being born a week earlier. Bastards.

At the time, I said I could die happy because we were the best team in the land. Didn't want to die, but if I had to... Man, those were good days. When KK quit (yawn, the second time - he's had good reasons on each occasion) one of my workmates asked who I wanted next. Me lip was wobbling and I just about bubbled out "I just want Kevin back." Him, Alan and SBR, my heroes. Fuck you all if you don't agree You're all bastards.

Pleased I stopped buying the Chron now. That's a bit explicit for a regionwide publication.

To the ground. We call that falling over in English.

He fell over in front of HBA at the notorious u-21 game that stopped his career. Doon = down, "man down" is a combat term alerting your guys that someone has been hit and they need to get to the scene to help. Assuming serious, if not. It's late again.

Oh, right. He did say he attended their conference, didn't he? OK, you're off the hook. On you go, mate. Next!

I need some sort of character witness here before you are exculpated. And I WILL exculpate you if I have to, do not misunderstand me.

Rancid Tory cunt A bit harsh there. I don't think Motson has ever been any good tbh. His debut in 72 is a fucking awful memory for me so that might explain my feelings. ManDoon has a point, unless he is a rancid Tory cunt, in which case carry on by all means.

Benched Eriksen and put this little fella in to start. Still plummeting down the league like.

Definitely Navas for Eriksen then. We all agree it's the smart move.

Ssshhh. Everyone should do this. Go on, do it now.

As we're in competition, I think you definitely should.

That's cheered me up, at least.