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Yep. Really? That's the best day of their lives? All of them? And despite everything horrible that's happening we're still better than them? I just feel so sorry for them, well 2 out of 3 I work with, the other bitch is a stonewall thief. I mean, 50p, man, ask me and I'll just give you it! Don't lie, ffs. The other time was £1. I gave her a £2 coin and she flat-out lied it was £1. I cba tbh, just made a mental note that the fucker is not to be trusted. She didn't even miss a beat. Fucking mackems.

I'm in. Bastard world.

I can't wrap my head around it. It's the biggest sport in your country and you can't watch all of it on TV. America would burn to the fucking ground if we couldn't see every NFL game. By all means correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't it the case that in the local area of an NFL game there'd be a TV blackout if the stadium wasn't full, or some such? Back in the days of Marcus Allen when I had time to sit up all fucking night watching it in my shorts for 5 hours or whatever it takes to play an hour over there, and I had no responsibility. (Sigh) Being a grown-up sucks. I used to love the NFL.

Man, I'd settle for that.

I did that. It didn't happen...

Squads have to be named by 7 Jan, so I guess then. Wildcard territory. We're talking CAN, right? Not going to use the English abbrev. as I'd probably end up on some worldwide watchlist.

Jeez, didn't know where to put this. Catching up on last week's TV and Thomas Hitzlsperger was on The Fantasy Football Club. He's a brave lad, and well done to him. People should be free to be what they are. I spent most of the show wondering how his inclination wasn't immediately obvious though, I mean, if I was in a shower room full of naked athletic soaped-up young ladies I think it'd be enormously apparent, hugely so. Massively, I need to make that quite clear So everyone must have known, right? Dammit, man. I can't sit at work without thinking "You know, I totally would" when some lovely lass strolls past, and then have to stay seated for minutes until things subside. And then plotting how this could really happen. Like fuck. Nee wonder I get nowt done. Divven't tell wor lass.

Debatable imo.

Oh, mate, can I dispute that first point? He'd somehow lucked into an easier set of fixtures than any of our previous Premier League managers and luckily got the boot before the tough ones hit him. He's a good scraper, I'll give him that, he's been a very, very lucky man. I would never have him back here though. No malo.

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2005/oct/26/theknowledge.sport

It's 1957 again!

Captain, my captain

I did that last week. The time difference is between me and reality. Ffs.

I particularly like that the sentence didn't have to end with is or was. Didn't he have metal welded to his ears or something? I'm sure I saw him score at the Leazes End and stick his belly out and rub it. We've had some dodgy players over the years.

Rattled.

We can't beat fucking Ireland, how could we beat Scotland. Fucking 2014. World Cup was a long god damn time ago. You did really well at not beating them. Probably best to go back to sports nobody else plays, you always win those.

Join us, Mike. You know you want to.

absolute crock of shit from that mackem journo about nufc fans and champions league claims. Wasn't that a random? "I work in Longbenton and they're always going on about Champions League." Fuck off, we're trying to avoid Europe, it's not part of the business plan, too expensive. 9th is the aim. It was the first thing the mackem journo talked about when he was introduced. I may not have been paying attention. My bad I was sort of listening then I heard the words. ' the main difference between Newcastle and Sunderland fans....' caught my attention. he proceeded to vomit out the usual cliches. My ears pricked up when I heard Longbenton. Typical he'd come here to take our jobs like. Is there a large mackem journalist population here? We should repatriate the lazy spongers imo.

absolute crock of shit from that mackem journo about nufc fans and champions league claims. Wasn't that a random? "I work in Longbenton and they're always going on about Champions League." Fuck off, we're trying to avoid Europe, it's not part of the business plan, too expensive. 9th is the aim. It was the first thing the mackem journo talked about when he was introduced. I may not have been paying attention. My bad

I have literally no idea who plays for Boro. Is Woody still getting a game? He was class when fit.

absolute crock of shit from that mackem journo about nufc fans and champions league claims. Wasn't that a random? "I work in Longbenton and they're always going on about Champions League." Fuck off, we're trying to avoid Europe, it's not part of the business plan, too expensive. 9th is the aim.

Dear me, Total Sport asking for suggestions for a combined XI tonight. Manna from heaven for them. Loads of "Catts for me like". Ffs.

Some of you aren't taking this seriously. Attend!

Nah. Only seems to kick off in very localised derby/rival games. Germans can be trusted unlike the English though...when it comes to drink Yep exactly, although people here do get more tanked up in the lead up to the game and at half time as a result of having to go without for a bit, myself included. I hear the Germans got a bit "tanked up" a while back, though.

This euphemism always sounds so Norfolk.