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Got Sunday Supplement on TV out of habit, so naturally shouted at Steve Bates that he's an incoherent twat and the missus said "you know he's a twat, so why do you watch it?" and waited for the answer. "I need to shout at someone and know I'm in the right once a week." Is it possible that this is the function of this programme, some kind of therapy for the nation?

Scored the winner against Juve that campaign! Whole ground went mental but even amid the euphoria I remember thinking "He never meant that mind......" Thought it was a Buffon og

Well, he wasn't that specific tbh, although something seems to have happened.

Third one?

A home from home then. Used to live in Gatesheed and it was much like that. Would have more than likely shouted at the wifey to shut the curtains!

Rojo? No.

44. It turns out I know nothing about football after all these years. FML.

Fucked if I know but it says this: A clean sheet is awarded for not conceding a goal whilst on the pitch and playing at least 60 minutes. So I hope so.

Weird, I don't think I've ever noticed that before. I don't mind him like, best of a bad bunch imo. Situation Charlie as he's know in our house. Watching this now. Says "sittyation" tbh.

Sounds like the sort of thing Materazzi might have said.

My first time hearing BT commentary. Michael Owen's voice is even more annoying than I remember. Also, Len Shackleton and Chris Waddle came to us from sunderland. Righto. You're the expert.

Mine says last place is 14 points. I never had any idea what was happening

Sorry. Cheap shot. We're good.

Obviously.

Thought that was nice along with everything else done.

Why does mine say someone has 2 (two)? I assumed that they were deliberately doing it and accidentally picked someone who played. Are we all seeing different things? I think I don't understand. I can be quite endearingly simple sometimes.

That might turn out quite handy. You lucky bastard.

No need for that. Yet.

Smug fucker.

Well. What a clusterfuck of a day that was. Football, man.

Boro of been unlucky.

Was my first, her second. Nothing planned at this stage, but might start practicing backflips.

Can I just clarify that the guy is my fucking hero? I'm saying nowt against him. Shearer. Hero. No problem. In fact, to the extent that at my wedding my stepson (number 2) shouted out that I should wheel away with the Shearer one-armed salute after she said "I do". And I did. A bit embarrassing for all concerned tbh. Thank god the rest of the day was brilliant. Or outstanding if you want to be pedantic.

NUFC fans can moan he's a boring pundit too. Doesn't mean he isn't a legend. OK. Pedantry Corner for you too.

FFS. I'll get you another time.