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He's on Goals on Sunday on Sky Sports next week, picking the bits out of the Hull game and what-not, if anyone is interested. With those two fucking losers Kamara and Shephard, might record it and watch it when I get my equilibrium back. Will need some objectivity and doubt I'll have it on a Sunday morning, I'll probably still be howling at everyone.

This is the opposite of a recommendation. I hoyed "Classic Football Debates Settled Once and For All" on me Kindle to while away the commute, rather fooled by the title, I admit, and I am now unduly angry! It's by Danny Baker and Danny Kelly and it's mostly bullshit, but they take time out to seriously laugh at Geordies losing. I mean, 1974? They're still rolling in the aisles about that? WTF? And they think KK is an actual Geordie. Fucking Cockneys. This doesn't help at all. I only got it because Baker seems like a nice fella, so I'm gonna blame it on Kelly, who has always been a fat loathsome prick, and I presume will be one until his imminent dying day. The moribund fucker. I'm not even quarter of the way through yet and I'm wishing death on people. Do not buy this book.

Hmm. It would be interesting to hear VI's input on this. I'm not a Catalan, obvs, but I thought it was similar in pronunciation. Maybe more Zhordie. Fuck knaas.

Aye, he played for both your teams, didn't he? I remember when he first came back with Villa and we gave him Degs Abuse and he was hauled off before half time in a right strop. He still loves us tho. Villa is not one of my teams man It was a joke that I was supporting Villa to beat us to get Pardew out. I know. It was an open goal, I couldn't miss. Aye, he played for both your teams, didn't he? I remember when he first came back with Villa and we gave him Degs Abuse and he was hauled off before half time in a right strop. He still loves us tho. http://s14.postimg.org/v18kxb1o1/degs.png I've been waiting for ages to drag that back up. Two birds with one stone, I wish I were sober enough to appreciate it.

Aye, he played for both your teams, didn't he? I remember when he first came back with Villa and we gave him Degs Abuse and he was hauled off before half time in a right strop. He still loves us tho.

Upgrade on Jozy. That's not saying anything though. Said that tongue in cheek. Difficult to convey through text. http://i.imgur.com/MtXfdC9.gif You don't have cats, do you? Looks exactly how you meant it though.

http://cdn.niketalk.com/2/2b/2bb06ffa_sure-if-serious-i-am-not.jpeg This made me laugh.

If that's the case, then when the law changes to reflect that, Ched's in the clear. He's still a total shit, though. Not a nice man. Fucking around is a bad thing when you're in a relationship. As it hit the news again today I put my head above the parapet when it became a subject of discussion at work, and quickly realised that nobody had any idea what had happened. All they could say was CONVICTED RAPIST. Factually correct. I had to redact some of the details in case there was any swooning, but I summed up the judge's summing up and, to my surprise, the lasses of all (working) ages kinda said "is that it?" I am still sad that at least two family's lives have been destroyed by this. So unnecessary. And I would like to add that the law is a fucking arse, but I expect you know that.

Away at Everton. 2 pens, both top corner. Not too many better from 12 yards. Le Tiss, Cantona and RVN is all I can think of. Lethal. I'll rather daringly suggest Shearer was the better player though. I can hear that limb creaking under the weight. I'm out there. My people will catch me.

Away at Everton. 2 pens, both top corner. Not too many better from 12 yards. Le Tiss, Cantona and RVN is all I can think of. Lethal. I'll rather daringly suggest Shearer was the better player though.

What an odd show, so counter-intuitive. I thought it'd be loads of football questions, so a bit disappointed, but I got a pointless one in the last round, the Donna Summer one, "I Feel Love". That was from before I got my rock feet and I didn't think anyone else would be old enough to remember it. Fucking disco, man.

Gotta be the Blackpool one. Oh, they got the wrong Stan M, as expected.

How much Matthew le Tissier hates us always amuses me. Constantly ramming us as a player should do him, surely? No, now he's a fucking pundit, so he continues. What have we done to him? Are we too far away? Wtf is the matter with him?

Oh, for fuck's sake. Now I have to make an effort. I hate that.

Yeah, I know everyone's attention is elsewhere, but is G-Nev still trying to grow a moustache? Why? I'm sure squeaky Jamie gave him a look before.

He actually has less than no personality. I didn't think it possible, but he is a charisma black hole. And gets paid to suck us in to his vortex.

Double derby bumming. Imagine that!!! Amazingly that has never happened! We double botted them in 1955, 6-1 and 3-1 on 26th and 27th, but that's the best I can do, and it's sad that I looked it up. OK, I admit it, I have a book. Nvr mnd, Dec 5 1908 1-9 is all that counts FTM.

Used to be you'd play the same team home and away on Christmas Day and Boxing Day, when men were men. Fucking new page pensioner.

Jesus motherfucking Christ on a boat lost in the ocean without a cunt in sight, this bloke is the most boring bastard on earth. The droning drone droned on so much today I lost the will to fucking live. Something might have happened or it might have not. There was droning. Fucking hell. We will never get BT in my house. I'm going to have to jump up and down in a noisy room with some unexpected guests to put myself right now. Fucking twat.

I'm down to 69 again I see. This seems to be a frequent position for me. Sorry.

They're not rumours, mate, he's been open about it. Hope he's gonna be OK.

Shit aye. First thing I thought of. Fuck.

We're going to bump heads a bit, aren't we? Given the quality of the strikers, they should have scored, so his assist total should have been bountiful. Stupid strikers. Not really. It was his job to make things happen and he didn't. Mainly because his crossing, passing and general striking of a ball resembled that of Amdy Faye in Timberland boots. Like Gouffran, he ended up at Newcastle United because he cost peanuts and stayed in the side because he grafted and was respectful of management while never performing as an attacking player should. OK. We'll agree to disagree, then.

We're going to bump heads a bit, aren't we? Given the quality of the strikers, they should have scored, so his assist total should have been bountiful. Stupid strikers.

He'd be brave after the op, like, but if you're curious, and he's OK with it, then fine. Weirdo. I was cross with people saying "Oh, no, not him!!" after all the positive messages because I thought he was a good guy, and a good player, but that's just me. My boyhood hero, Malcolm Macdonald, shouted at me on the late, unlamented Three Legends shitfest when I tried to explain how many chances Jonas created, on the grounds that he didn't understand what creating a chance meant. When somebody passes you the ball and you twat it into the goal, you legendary drunken arsehole! That bit was cut Jonas set a lot up and people didn't do the necessary twatting, but that wasn't his fault. Haters gonna hate, but I think Jonas passes muster. Fuck you if you disagree