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He’ll be pleased we kept it down to 2 and see at as some sort of achievement

Kraft cheese slice

We’re so far back to basics now that we’re gonna have to rediscover fire all over again

Havertz would have got a hat trick today

Ahhh that’s who it is. Been trying to work it out. He’s awful, the miserable twat.

Why is he still starting, btw. Nice bit of British bully beef innit

Pretty sure it was just an etch-a-sketch to keep the Steve’s entertained while he’s working

Went to Mexico last Friday at 3pm

Go hatrick

Isn’t PressTV an Iranian state propaganda mouthpiece? Iran and Saudi are enemies

Who hasn’t scored for Chelsea recently and needs to kick start their season a bit. We love giving that kind of gift. I might have a go on Kai Havertz to score.

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I had no idea. We give some right wrong uns top honours don’t we.

When was she knighted??

Love it when the first result of the day screws up all my accas

Could be his shout. His mum died recently didn’t she? Maybe he wants a break.

Skills, Nate. Cheers

Great, they’ve subbed him

Go on Ilkay son!

Great stuff, cheers. Never seen that market.

How do I find this??

What an absolute plum

He brought Ayoze on There's a world where we've got Perez, Almiron, Wilson, Max and Rafa. I’m on my way there When you get there lmk. Dibs on the couch. Deal Rafa was here waiting for me. It’s glorious.

He brought Ayoze on There's a world where we've got Perez, Almiron, Wilson, Max and Rafa. I’m on my way there

He brought Ayoze on