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Anyone know whether Ashley and Kenyon are mates? Or Kenyon and Bishop? This stinks.

I refuse to believe this is real. Even if Kenyon had a post takeover press conference I’d be waiting for him to rip his mask off to reveal Joe Kinnear or Llambias or summat with fat boy pissing himself in the wings.

The Iluminati can make anything happen... I hope they turn up dressed as owls when they meet Ashley. An owl. You know your illuminati! Ive hit the grove once or twice. Ok Moloch

The Iluminati can make anything happen... I hope they turn up dressed as owls when they meet Ashley. An owl. You know your illuminati!

Yeah, Ashley doesn’t want to be fucking these about

Yep. https://www.rockco.com/who-we-are

Pretty sure the Rockefeller lot were mentioned when the rumours first emerged yeah

Really hope it’s Zippy.

Has he not already done that? I don’t think we know the half of it yet.

There is absolutely no way he is going to leave without tearing the club’s entrails out on the way out.

He's already disappointed at the bill for that order looks like a Viz character

No this is the empire striking back. Looking forward to the return of the geordi, though. Once we recover from the attack of the clones. If Ashley has anything to do with it, it'll be The Last Jedi. It’s more like Spaceballs if you ask me

He’s always loved he ‘we tried’ strategy. This is nothing new. Just chucking the proles enough crumbs to shut them up in time for the transfer window.

My favourite bit was the ‘Hmmmmmmmm......’ Pantomime season is coming up, maybe there’s a part for him somewhere playing a fat fucking lying genie.

Horseshit

Oof. Hope you’re ok mate.

Well that was a shitshow

Nice start

We put him in the reserves and loaned him to Hull By ‘we’ you mean that luminary and innovator of he game Alan Pardew. With honourable mentions for Shola and Coloccini.

Of course wolves are losing at home to Huddersfield when I’ve got a bet on them, of course they are. Huddersfield ffs

Real Madrid ffs

He should know all about the ‘work of a child’ the big man-child that he is.

Harry looking like a dried up sponge Who the absolute fuck are those people. Those are some of the UK’s best looking celebrities. The creme de la creme of the British A-list.

Looks like Art Garfunkel

The England snub has affected him a bit imo. Think he’s sulking.