LV

Of course he’s hit the bar

Done. I like this game. Like to see Ashley fuck off now pls.

Like to see Muto for Perez now

Kenedy

Great save

He doesn’t have a furniture section

Ok yeah it was in

Didn’t look in to me at all

Shearerlu

Let’s hope this is the season Joselu turns into Shearer

Quelle surprise.

Why it's his quietest day of the year for him, he's probably brought hungry hungry hippos in. Nah, Allardyce won’t turn up until Rafa’s gone.

May as well have kept Mbemba

Truth

This is a total horrorshow. Of course we get a world class manager capable of winning trophies while Ashley is occupying our club.

Canny. Fantastic that

awesome

Thought that might have had something to do with it.

Can’t wait for the return of the King..

Wonder if the player bonuses haven’t been sorted out. Again.

Thanks for that tip. Backed them at -1

We have a sprinkler system? Wow, modern. Fair enough. First drill is to drag those hoses out to midfield. After the holes in the hoses have been gaffer taped. Our setup makes Rocky's montage in Rocky IV look like Drago's montage. luxury, more like rocky 2 where he's chasing the chicken As if we'd buy the feed. chicken wire isn't fucking free either tbf Probably use a fake chicken like those rabbits at the dog races. Too expensive. It’ll be Mikel Antia on a space hopper