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A shameful performance

We look absolutely turgid these days

Useless

Sears and Lawrence I think. Hopefully they play Leon Best, 12 apps 2 shots on target. I hope not. I've watched a procession of ex-players and any players born in Newcastle screw up our chances of winning things since the 1990s. See Fenton, Graham for one.

He just needs to kick some arses then all will be right.

Tobin has banged another one in for Marseille tonight

Scenting blood Leffe? Spurs could do this.

Yeah the one fixture I didn't think would let me down. Bloody mug's game

That's not a bad shout. Big brand who sell to the general public with ties to the local area.... Greggs then?

I was about to cash out at 60 odd quid and it immediately dropped to £46. So I didn't take it.

The absolute fuck is that??

Same. I've had an absolute shoeing. Any tips from the tippeligaen to ease the pain?

West Ham and Villa did me.

Yeah, I was screwed by us for over £100. Could be worse (see Buscemi above!) but still pissed off.

Because he's a liability. As soon as he came on we all knew we'd be under more pressure. I'd rather have had Diame in midfield. Hell, I'd rather have had Stephen Hawking in midfield for that matter.

Bad sub. Colback should be nowhere near the pitch.

Colback. Say no more. As soon as he came on I was worried.

That's Colback. He's ours.

Here he is

I hope their guess is right. It's a beauty and I'll def be getting one.

Good old Man Utd. Yep, cheers Jose.

Yeah I stuck some money on Barnsley to win it at 2-2. Just before Wigan scored again. I'm having a shocker of a week this week.

What are you saying here? Do you think they are good odds or bad?? Sorry only just seen this Meant in a good way (to bet on Ajax). Odds seemed way too big. 2-0 after 60 mins too, easy money That's ok mate. I couldn't work it out and I don't know enough about Ajax and Schalke's form to judge. Shame I missed out on it as a single. Got them in a (currently losing) treble instead.

Of course Ryan Babel has scored for Besiktas away at Lyon in order to ruin my Ajax, Man Utd, Lyon treble. Of course.

Gah! I can't make my mind up which way to go.