LV

Aye, I think he's been generally tidy in possession too. I feel he's the only player that gets what playing in midfield means. And to think Ryan Taylor has been occupying that slot for the last god knows how many games.

I bloody love Jonas.

There's only one Mike Ashley

Was that Jonas's cross?

Get in!!!

Thought Anita had screwed it up at first but it was brilliant

Perez would have buried it. Why is he on there??

Riv again!!!! ffs

Yeah, but he's sowed a seed of hope for some now and they'll be willing to #wait

This is such bullshit. He knows he won't make us competitive enough to win something so he's basically just saying he's going nowhere. Utter pisstake.

Where's Riviere?

Bloody hell, Colo is giving orders and shouting 'Come on!'

Hull goal disallowed

Would have loved Jonas to score that!

I don't know how you can even entertain believing one word of it.

Did look like a Pen

Nice shot Riv

That's the underlying message. He should have just said 'you mugs, I'm going nowhere whatever the f*** happens' That's what I got from it too. 'I'm not going anywhere until we win something' ffs. He didn't say much about actually trying to win something though, unless I missed that.

Totally. That was the ultimate troll.

This is total bullshit. Don't believe a word he is saying.

Not selling club until he wins something.

F*ck me, Ashley is on!

Carver is an idiot shocker. It can't be easy to be this much of an idiot. It must take years of training because that is weapons grade idiocy. Livid. And don't even start me on this Abeid stuff....

We're at home. We need a win to guarantee safety and he goes out to counter the threat from West Ham rather than take the game to them with our creative players. C*nt.

Yep. There's even a framed photo of Pards on the wall behind them too.