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It's what the Geordie Nation want.

So what do we do? Just sit here and watch while Ashley milks the club for all it's worth while watching turgid, non-competitive 'football' on the pitch? No ta.

Totally agree with Ethi here.

Nice one Yorkie. What site? I'll bring me popcorn

I'm absolutely loving this.

They've got no option but to keep him. What else can they do? They won't want to bring anyone else in until the end of the season because it will cost money.

See you in 90 seconds

Can't wait for Lickdew's excuses. It's nailed on he's going to blame the protests and boycotters.

Should have done better for the first two Swansea goals tbh... Him, Hatem and MYM were all at fault imo

Janmaat going off?

Ha ha. What a shambles.

I'm expecting Routledge to tear us a new one if he's playing.

They want to be clubbing together to buy Ashley out. Well, Sting does at least. Can't imagine Jimmy is seeing the royalties rolling in from Crocodile Shoes or She's Lying.

Bang on target. These guys are class.

'Victory will all but put an end to any talk that Newcastle will get sucked into the relegation battle, and that would be another job done and one less thing to worry about.' Avoid relegation = job done. Says it all.

http://www.espnfc.co.uk/blog/espn-fc-united-blog/68/post/2291796/jocelyn-gourvennec-guingamps-answer-to-jurgen-klopp

This is exactly what he's doing, I agree.

Who's our tallest player that he can put up front to lump balls at? Willo?

It's like Pardew left a long, lingering ghostly fart behind when he left.

Couldn't he just buy more assets with it elsewhere?

I'm not an accountant and not any good at maths whatsoever but surely in that situation the selling company would just get rid of its cash reserves somehow before selling up?

I almost bit but gave him the benefit of the doubt and assumed he was joking.

The Bishop has obviously told him to try a different forum. Someone responded to him with this gem. 'Listen, son. You're a c***. A grade A c***. Ashleyout.com was launched less than two weeks ago and in that time has helped organise a boycott of approximately 10,000 fans. When was the last time that happened? But that isn't what makes you a c***. No. You're a c*** because you wanted it to fail. You'd rather be proven right to a bunch of strangers on the Internet than see the campaign achieve any success. You rushed on here so quickly to claim victory that you didn't even know what the score was. The fellas over on NO had the right idea. And that is what makes you a c***. Or a mackem. Same difference.' Magical. You seen his post on the intro thread? He really hates this place :lol: He is indeed a Grade A c***. Been reading through Toontastic, are you ewerk by any chance? Ha. No. But I agree with all he says about Mako.

The Bishop has obviously told him to try a different forum. Someone responded to him with this gem. 'Listen, son. You're a c***. A grade A c***. Ashleyout.com was launched less than two weeks ago and in that time has helped organise a boycott of approximately 10,000 fans. When was the last time that happened? But that isn't what makes you a c***. No. You're a c*** because you wanted it to fail. You'd rather be proven right to a bunch of strangers on the Internet than see the campaign achieve any success. You rushed on here so quickly to claim victory that you didn't even know what the score was. The fellas over on NO had the right idea. And that is what makes you a c***. Or a mackem. Same difference.' Magical. You seen his post on the intro thread? He really hates this place :lol: He is indeed a Grade A cunt.

Fantastic stuff