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Mitro on

Has Obertan got a free role now or summat? He's popping up on both wings.

What.A.Goal!

Obertan ball watching there

I just can't see what Obertan is on for. He's not even used his pace yet.

Janmaat is class. Great tackle.

Lovely miskick by Obertan there

Why? Just think our team is not built to his strengths at all, certainly not when he starts, maybe as an impact sub he could be useful. Just seen Mitrovic took a knock like so we didn't seem to have a choice. Doesn't sound like it's anything major though or he wouldn't be on the bench. I was kind of hoping we'd see Mitrovic and Cissé together and certainly Perez or Aarons instead of the thing from the Pleiades.

Sounds like Big Mike has slapped Schteve around the chops with a closed chequebook.

Colo to stay on as captain, Aarons likely not to be starting. Rates Sissoko very highly and not many/any more transfers What's this heresy? Said he will eventually start, he was generally very complimentary of Aarons but sounded like he won't start straight away I fail to see who has played better than him in his position in pre-season like.

Colo to stay on as captain, Aarons likely not to be starting. Rates Sissoko very highly and not many/any more transfers What's this heresy?

Jose

Sat on the bench once in the pre season and he's already a cult hero on here. When did we sign Jedward?

We scored again

Sheff Utd equalised

Pardewistheking? :safety wink:

Guess it's: Krul Janmaat, Willo, Saylor, Haidara Colback, Anita Sissoko, Wijnaldum, Perez Cisse Is it not: Krul Janmaat, Willo, Saylor, Haidara Colback, Anita, Sissoko, Wijnaldum, Perez Cisse Nope. Well it should be

Guess it's: Krul Janmaat, Willo, Saylor, Haidara Colback, Anita Sissoko, Wijnaldum, Perez Cisse Is it not: Krul Janmaat, Willo, Saylor, Haidara Colback, Anita, Sissoko, Wijnaldum, Perez Cisse

Somethig tells me his Medical wont be straight forward as theyll want to verify his age. MRI scan to test his bones or something? The MRI wrist test only works up til 17. I am quite sure it is not even considered reliable for the u-20's. Even then the MRI test can be suspect. When Nigeria were doing the round of testing for their last u-17 tourney, one of the boys that failed was well-documented to have been born and raised in the United States well within the appropriate range. He doesn't look particularly old, imo, he is a just a somewhat ugly guy. If you want ugly you should see that Claude Leroy guy from Nicky's post at the top of the last page (2nd photo in). He looks like that Nazi fella from Raiders of the Lost Ark. After his face has been melted. That ugly man is Le Roy. The witchdoctor! Seemingly on a mission to manage every team on the continent (I believe he has managed both Congos twice). I would actually like the guy if he could keep my country's name out of his mouth for more than ten seconds. Perhaps he thinks the Ark of the Covenant is buried somewhere in Africa and is just moving around until he finds it.

Utter plum

Somethig tells me his Medical wont be straight forward as theyll want to verify his age. MRI scan to test his bones or something? The MRI wrist test only works up til 17. I am quite sure it is not even considered reliable for the u-20's. Even then the MRI test can be suspect. When Nigeria were doing the round of testing for their last u-17 tourney, one of the boys that failed was well-documented to have been born and raised in the United States well within the appropriate range. He doesn't look particularly old, imo, he is a just a somewhat ugly guy. If you want ugly you should see that Claude Leroy guy from Nicky's post at the top of the last page (2nd photo in). He looks like that Nazi fella from Raiders of the Lost Ark. After his face has been melted.

Instilling that winning mentality.

So let me get this straight. We've been beaten not only by Portland Timbers but by their 'B' team? Good Lord.

Don't you just know Pards has gone and got the biggest memory pen in Curry's and rinsed the f*** out of Carr's scouting reports And no doubt passing them off as his own ideas to anyone that'll listen to him. The fucking spoon.

I'd have a rubble-filled skip over Williamson.