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This ref

I'm in form with two winners from three today so I'll put my two pennies worth in. It's the best horse in the race but in horse racing that doesn't always count for everything. First time out this season where as Taquin Du Seuil has a run under his belt. TDS is a gritty type and stays all day. There's not a lot else to worry about as Menorah and Medermit were good juveniles but aren't the same class as the first two in the betting. The Giant Bolster finished 3rd in the Gold Cup in March so might be worth an E/W punt at a bigger price. I'm going to back that E/W and also back Silviniaco Conti but only small - I'm not a big fan of backing horses that are having their first run of the season. Just realised after looking that it's only a 7 runner race so scrap that E/W bet. Another rule in horse racing for me is to not back E/W when it's only 2 places. Thanks for that mate. Might have a little go on Silvianaco.

We need to hold onto the bloody ball far more than we're doing. Giving it away all the time.

Neville did an analysis of it on Monday. We've done it every game for over a year and last week was the first time it worked. Have we?

Anyone know much about the gee-gees? Is this Silviniaco Conti a dead cert at Wetherby 3.15? Sky Bet have got a price-boost at 11/10 and was wondering whether it was like printing money or not.

Is there a half-time Fish Quiz today?

Wtf was that free kick?

Taylor you muppet

Come on mehdi son!

Tayls up to his usual tricks

Alan Sandoo.

Looked as bit like that recent Rodgers 'crazy eyes' vid

I'm convinced Pardew has been replaced by a body-double

Aarons!

I don't know what the hell is going on but I'm actually disappointed Obertan is going off.

Gabby been shot?

Well played that Janmaat

Jeez colo!

Pen surely

Really want Mehdi to do well today

Well rescued Colo

He just said it's all about taking our game to them instead of reacting to what they do. I can't quite believe what I'm hearing. Has he been replaced by a clone?!

#nufc subs v #lfc Elliot, Haidara, R.Taylor, Aarons, Cabella, Gouffran, Perez. Ta

Do we know the subs yet?

That's what I initially thought but his agent is a family member apparently and so we're highly unlikely to get any favours in return. I reckon he was brought in at the recommendation of someone who's not a total bellend and Pardle threw a strop. i thought it went around a while back that he was brought in on colo's sayso or some s***? Yep, I'm sure I read that somewhere too.