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We need to get rid of obertan and bring in Usain Bolt on a free. They do exactly the same thing except Bolt is faster.

We are such a confidence-based team. We get so easily rattled but once we start stringing a few passes together and get a goal everyone suddenly becomes a magnitude better as a footballer. If we were an animal, we'd be a horse.

oh.

Time for Campbell now. Shola's bored.

Love the scoreboard

Elliot looking good tonight

Score now please.

Nah. He meant it from a personal viewpoint imho. "I'VE not been happy about some things lately". hmmmmmm The American film?

Likewise, doesn't sound happy! Go on.....

A lot of his goals last season were from Shola-like flick ons like his second tonight. Bench Cissé - bring back Shola!

Is this a haiku?

Agreed. And have been for a while apart from the odd great free kick.

I think Peter Ramage is a free agent at the mo

High praise indeed!

It'll be Njazi Kuqi on a free

Glad to see the back of him and his 'mistimed' chest-level tackles

Ah, the old Pards Poison dart blowpipe trick eh?

Pards! Here we go. Let's analyse....

Pards straight down the tunnel.

At least it means Gosling will be nowhere near the Villa match.

Oh now he makes a sub.

My poor heart

Making a point to Ashley?