Jack Flash

Word of advice mate.... Bleacher Report is full of 12 year olds making up s***. Coming from the guy who constantly posts reviews of players he's never seen play. iam sure him and sewelly haven't missed a game in the last 10 years.

Tiote is basically the shy, retiring type off the pitch funnily enough. Yes, same with Cabaye, really. Both nice off the field but a mean streak on the field which really enhances their game.

Got a red card last season apparently. Good lad. Don't want another Jenas on our hands.

Hopefully he's a bit of a prick on the pitch. Central midfield isn't really the place for the shy, retiring type.

I'll post all the long shots I've won after the tournament is finished. (honest)

The players we're trying for are wanted by other clubs too. We don't have the time to be doing that.

Y U NO BUY THE TOI-BOY?!

I watched a video on youtube a few nights ago of England highlights from Euro 96 and Gazza completely ran the games. Despite Shearer scoring 5 goals, I'd say he was England's player of the tournament. If only he'd have reached that cross.

Best takers first. Tonight's "method" deserved to fail.

He's blocking you for 4 days I know but it still hurts Added you to my buddy list. Don't do anything stupid, sooly.

He's blocking you for 4 days

I really want this to happen now. http://whatculture.com/sport/newcastle-united-transfer-news-ola-toivonen-in-talks-for-move.php

Agreed. "In 76 Eredivisie matches, he scored 35 goals and set up many more". What am I missing? "In 76 Eredivisie matches, he scored 35 goals and set up many more". 76 Eredivisie matches, he scored 35 goals 76 Eredivisie matches Eredivisie Laaaazy cliché. I'm going on record as saying he'd be a massive bargain and would do very well for us.

Agreed. "In 76 Eredivisie matches, he scored 35 goals and set up many more". What am I missing?

Really hate this kind of thing.

FINALLY made my way onto a Fifa cover. 18 years of hurt...

Perch showed him up at the back end of the season and Santon can play RB if needs be. Plus the Taylor twins in an emergency.

He wouldn't be. He's not versatile at all or even good enough to play in his normal position (at the level we're playing at/aiming for).

http://www.facebook.com/newcastleunited/posts/457868687556716 Taking the "tell him you love him" thing a bit too seriously.

Was hoping he'd do better/go to a team I don't hate. Hughton steadied the ship there but it'll take a huge effort to finish higher than last season.

News on that Clyne lad has dried up recently. Seemed we were quite keen a while back.

Aye. The only people who say they don't care about money are the people who have more than they need. Barton getting his 50th chance is my main gripe of course, though I am looking forward to seeing how he'll embarrass himself and QPR next season.

He's a proper slow clogger. No ta.

The 606 podcast is accidentally fantastic. Two different callers claimed Rooney is past it and someone said England would "get Pardew'd" against Germany in the semi finals

http://www.barcelonareporter.com/img_uploads/No_excuses_from_Jose_Mourinho_after_5-0_Clasico_loss_in_Barcelona.jpg