Jack Flash

It doesn't. This does...

Ronaldo is right. If you're going to have such an elitist attitude then at least talk sense.

Our best attacking move was Colo crossing for Taylor near the end. Ryan Taylor's volley probably being the second best. Think Simpson went pretty close with a cross too.

No

Ameobi doesn't deserve the high horse treatment.

Looked rather special today. They need to bring back the electronic clocks in the corners though. Pardew outlawed them because they put the players off or something. That's mental. Teams with a scoreboard must have some severe ADD. Need to buy a watch now.

Looked rather special today. They need to bring back the electronic clocks in the corners though.

Good on Obertan btw. Really got stuck in that one time and woke the crowd up a bit. Looked as quick as Ameobi is slow.

3 more years.

Massively jealous of Liverpool at the minute.

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Sport/Pix/pictures/2011/2/5/1296934871595/Tiote-007.jpg http://newcastle.gloryfootball.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/cheik-tiote-02.jpg http://images.dailyexpress.co.uk/img/dynamic/67/285x214/227575_1.jpg http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pCD6Qy_YDM :smitten:

Walking to the ground for the first game is always monumental. Seeing the pitch for the first time in months

Talking about something that hasn't happened yet would be more pointless than talking about stuff that is happening surely?

"Tickets remain on public sale from NUFC but please note that the box office on the first floor of the SJP club shop won't be open on either Friday or Saturday."

That rumour about him getting bonuses based on our finances probably peaked his interest. Is that rumour actually based on anything you can pin down or is it just another opportunity to get the boot in? I think the majority of the original posts have been deleted though.

That rumour about him getting bonuses based on our finances probably peaked his interest.

Stoke must be unbelievably clueless then, Pulis has just said that they hope to bring in another 5 to 6 players before the end of the window. Poor deluded saps. "We could do with desperately getting those players in as quickly as possible" was also said. Why haven't they done it then? Because they haven't received about £45 million in transfer fees recently? Every team in the country's in the same position though. Every season we moan about it, but every season it's the same. Transfers always tend to happen in the last few weeks of the window for most clubs. Even Man City are leaving it late to get Nasri and they have all the money in the world. The teams who have received huge transfer fees recently have reinvested the money quickly and well before the first game. Really doubt those teams will be playing a left winger/right back at left back tomorrow and praying their one good striker's dodgy knee holds up.

Stoke must be unbelievably clueless then, Pulis has just said that they hope to bring in another 5 to 6 players before the end of the window. Poor deluded saps. "We could do with desperately getting those players in as quickly as possible" was also said. Why haven't they done it then? Because they haven't received about £45 million in transfer fees recently?

Stoke must be unbelievably clueless then, Pulis has just said that they hope to bring in another 5 to 6 players before the end of the window. Poor deluded saps. "We could do with desperately getting those players in as quickly as possible" was also said.

So he wasn't saying we couldn't afford a replacement for Enrique, but that we couldn't afford to have 2 first choice left backs on our books. Disappointing obviously, but not particularly outrageous either. Full credit to you for still trying to defend everything. You're either very committed or very stubborn. He's saying it as I see it to be honest. The "on our books" thing is rubbish though. Enrique/We must have been in talks with Liverpool for about a week so it'd be a "on our books" situation for about a week? Surely worth paying a weeks wages to have a good left back available for the first match.

So he wasn't saying we couldn't afford a replacement for Enrique, but that we couldn't afford to have 2 first choice left backs on our books. Disappointing obviously, but not particularly outrageous either. Full credit to you for still trying to defend everything. You're either very committed or very stubborn.

Love Dave's twitter updates. They're always like "18 seconds ago".

Desperately unfunny after that first video.

He wouldn't even be playing in the cup anyway.