Jack Flash

That's excellent. I got a few obscure books about him recently so I'll have some more quotes soon.

That one wasn't me. I'll get to him soon.

He'll be the first human to ever outlive himself. There is no escape.

Redknapp went into detail in his book about when Ashley tipped off one of his friends (Paul Kemsley) about 'Arry getting the job here and PK puts loads on it then subsequently lost it.

If he'd known there was actually 6 first team players playing he'd have possibly swung for Pards.

It's always for sale at that price.

It would appease me no end if the fella who once starred in a film called Killer Bitch and dressed up as an undertaker to "bury" NUFC was behind this. I need a figurehead!

Hughton is probably a better example. Wasn't always the best football but I loved that era despite Ashley hardly spending a penny. You can still smash teams 6-0 and humiliate your biggest rivals 5-1 with a shit chairman, you can't do it with a shit manager.

Ashley is definitely an easier target than most think. He's put the club up for sale twice already, once after the Hull game post-Keegan and also after relegation. He's not the heart of stone businessman many think he is, we just haven't fully gone for his throat since that Hull game.

You'll see.

ELMO will keep him out the team imo.

It's another thing adding pressure to him. A poor start to the season, the 2 games left article, De Jong dying, Ben Arfa wanting to prove him wrong and now this site getting worldwide exposure and respect. A defeat on Saturday and a toxic atmosphere for Hull will have him on the ropes.

A footballing match made in heaven, them two.

It's usually limited to someone hilariously putting the manager up for sale on ebay for 1p. This looks to be about 100 levels higher than that in every way.

Poor Ian. Must have made an enemy somewhere.

Look who's back! :D :D Brilliant timing too. Will dontsackpardew.com be going live soon?

There'll be quite a few people still defending him because they've completely backed themselves into a corner and are stubbornly refusing to admit "defeat" because that would mean they were wrong on the internet. I doubt they'd be so supportive away from a keyboard, as clichéd as that sounds.

Seriously, what the fuck do them tossers want? Fans who are happy to support a boring side that cannot get results, their existence is fucking ludicrous. lyk if u agri hun xx "Does this website feature up to date odds of pardews potential replacement? Does it gives pros and cons of each candidate? Or does it just highlight pardews failures with some hand picked out of context stats? How about filling it with unstantiated quotes from random people and a little hypocritical moral guidance written by someone waiting for his parole"

Full of anger and humour on nights like this.

Pardew is a former (and hopefully future) window cleaner?

They both do. Giroud was shown watching himself be crap a few weeks ago against Everton and last year at West Ham vs Liverpool, the referee got something completely wrong but refused to look at the screen which was replaying the incident on loop the fact that'll he'll bring some females to the event the fact that'll he'll bring some females to the event the fact that'll he'll bring some females to the event the fact that'll he'll bring some females to the event.

Gibraltar v Poland on SS2 in 30 mins.

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2007/feb/01/1

Scored all those goals for us and I don't think any of them were penalties. I vaguely remember him missing one once though. It's completely unthinkable that a striker would score 41 goals in 1 season for us again, never mind having another 20+ just behind him. We only scored 48 in total last year Oh, Kevin. Save us.

Dreadful example at the end. "e only scowad a cupla goals for west 'am din e". Aye, almost single handedly kept them in the PL against monumental odds.