Jack Flash

Both Ayoze and Cisse have made 10x the impact this lad has and they've had about 60 mins between them. Ferreyra is closing in too.

Credit to him, he's setting up more goals than I ever thought he would.

Fair play I was thinking at least he isn't totally naive. And then: I think, in a round about way and probably the only way he can, he's trying to highlight a very real problem at the club. Ashley doesn't like spending money on players. He's trying to point out that the club won't spend enough to aim for top ten. Despite his own lack of competence this an extremely salient point. http://sackpardew.com/myths/his-hands-are-tied-by-ashley/

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When will this die?

http://i59.tinypic.com/2cyjvoh.png Did Pelle last week, will be doing a Stoke striker next week.

Been out since April but dragged him back in to save his job. Loathsome.

yes, I will never give a battered wife props for sticking by her abusive husband through thick and thin. Yes, but would you go on an domestic abuse internet forum and accuse battered wives of being spineless cunts? Hate to say it but this is an excellent point.

I've seen pictures of bags full of them at the turnstiles.

Southampton and Villa are 2nd and 3rd after having the worst transfer windows I can ever remember. Must be science helping them.

West Ham just beat Liverpool 3-1. There's some perspective.

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Ben Arfa against Dummett would have been "some shit".

"You can see your nipples through that shirt, Alan" "I know"

He lives for that shit. Fucking lives and breaths for it.

"People are focussing on the fact we are not scoring but we have conceded seven goals in two Premier League games" "Yeah, I killed her but people forget I also raped her before that"

Communism was just a red herring.

I'm being f***ing stupid but I'd love it if KK was involved. He did personally say to me that there are many people out there in the background who want to oust Ashley, but its just not that easy to remove a billionaire, that in time we will get our club back, however. Is this the beginning? I hope so. Funnily enough I saw Freddy Shepherd get a similar mention recently.

Steve "I'm a Geordie" Bruce being a massive cunt. Hope this wanker never gets the job now. (from 1:00 to about 3:00)

He'll be in the ground

Williamson is that tall yet can't win a header to save his life

Enrique went out all guns blazing tbf to him. Seemed like a cunt at the time but he was right.

Those players were sold because they cared about the club and wanted to see it do well. They've deliberately been replaced with timid nobodies who couldn't care less.

Don't think I've ever seen/heard him this blatantly rattled before. He sounds punch drunk.