Lush Vlad

Well then. Let’s hope Spurs win the Europa League, I guess

Barca really are as good at attacking as they are bad at defending.

Not sure about game of the season yet. But certainly first half of the season!

Yamal is an absolute joke. It’s like he’s fucking about during his school dinner break against a load of kids 3 years below

Barca really can’t defend Was hoping for Barca v PSG for the pure LIQUID football. But so long as it’s not Inter v Arsenal. I’m not that arsed. That wouldn’t be an exciting final.

The next few games should suit Willock, at least. He’ll get far more space and opportunities on the counter. If ever there was a time for him to get a run in the team and play himself into some form……

Not the same. Their legs, pace and body hadn’t given up on them. I almost feel sorry for the multi millionaire good looking fucker watching him now.

Seedorf’s hasn’t done a runner. I’m sure he used to be bald. Now the cunt looks like he’s wearing a beret made out of hair off the barber shop floor.

Oof. My personal favourite:

As well as making a judgement call on players based on one game against us. Have you always blown smoke up your own arse and all? Can’t say I’ve ever noticed either on here Murphy you were apparently ahead of the game on. I’ll take your word for it. Any other examples oh wise scouting sage? I feel like you’re one step away from going full TCD and telling us all that you know ball and we don’t

The thoughts that an attacking midfielder/wide man is better than their number 9? Not really sure how the two are related. Hirst is their back up striker. If we’re talking anecdotally and using your 6 Ipswich fans as a guide. I know plenty of Ipswich fans round here (50 minutes from me) and they’ve all raved about Delap from early on. Think it seemed for a while that he’s too good for them. Especially if they went down. Which they obviously have.

So you have a great track record of judging if players are any good or not, based on watching them once?!

Get a part time job man. Might cheer you up

Wynge Davies.

Yeah, conceding 2 at home to both Leicester and West Ham must have Lord Howe excited. Obviously some weaknesses there to exploit.

Bruno goes to stand still, hold his ground and make a nuisance of himself. He is then gently pushed into where the keeper is trying to jump. With the Ipswich defender for some unknown reason deciding this was a good idea Sort of reminds me of that disallowed own goal against Palace last season/season before. Where the foul was given against Willock. When the Palace player shoved him in mid air, meaning he clattered into the keeper no pen. But it was a foul on the keeper by Willock, apparently. It didn't cost us in the end and I think the penalty decision was ridiculously soft. So it kind of evens out. It's pathetic the amount of protection keepers get. The Leicester keeper against West Ham got away with a similar howler and they didn't overrule it.

All I can think of is the Farage ‘you’re not laughing now’ meme or the Partridge ‘I had the last laugh’.

Looks like he managed to hit the target there. Fair play. He’s improving.

Sweet Holy Fuck. They’ve made a worse version of the SBR “You’re doing alright bonny lad” or whatever it was……

Why do you catastrophize everything? You’d win the lottery and find something to moan about. Have a day off FFS.

Certainly not been an exciting league. With relegation and the winners locked in ages ago. I just think it’s lazy to conflate that with Liverpool being ‘bad’ champions. It doesn’t really ring true. They could still easily break 90 points. Even if they don’t. They’ve been consistent for pretty much all the season until a few recent blips.

I really like Guehi. But I do wonder if he’s more suited in a 3 due to how poor he is in the air. Also he has regularly played LCB for Palace hasn’t he? Possibly a minor thing, but worth noting. If the price isn’t daft and it’s not a bidding war or another Dutch auction. Then I still think he’d be a great signing.

Still don’t get the Covid argument about it having an asterisk or not being competitive or whatever. Every team played in empty or half empty stadiums. It was the same for all. As for this being the worst or one of the worst title winning teams. Feels like recency bias to me and perhaps spoiled by some of the mad points hauls we’ve had in recent years. With the likes of City and Liverpool going toe to toe. Or when Arsenal and Chelsea have got in on the act and into the title race. 95-96 was when it went to a 38 game season. Fair few since then with high 70s and low 80s as the final points total. Liverpool already have 82 and have 4 games to go. I know it’s fashionable to dislike Liverpool and I can see some of the arguments about them not being great or even as good as Klopp’s side. But not sure that should be used against them. They were an elite team and were unlucky to just come up against prime Pep at the same time. Can’t say I remember all of the league winners from yesteryear and if the other teams in the league seemed below par or whatever. So points seems the fairest way of doing it and the numbers aren’t numbering. Anyway, everyone knows the League Cup is the more prestigious trophy. But I’m happy for them all the same

Someone on here said he’s a bit like Lua Lua, Martins and Shola rolled into one. Perfect