nemtizz

Unbelievable at CB?

Sad to see you lads funding this super league bollocks.

What is Simeone playing at.

Yikes

No shit, baldylocks. Who wouldn't want be here.

Oh it was. So many tight games.

Howe literally said he signed him as a left back.

And yet he couldn't get a run of games because of Sean Longstaff.

New position in which we signed him for?

Then couldn't get back into the starting XI when his ban was over.

Not watching but let's pray these call ups are part of some elaborate plan to troll oppositions into us winning the World Cup.

I mean, you can. Bruno, Hall and Tonali had to wait. Why shouldn't he?

His first game won't be until Christmas time. Pope is about to pop out like prime Neuer.

Felt like I aged 10 years during the Pardew era. Reading it back we are definitely giving off mentally ill vibes. Discussing Colo as an option ffs

Pay them 40m if he shaves the bum fluff

Distance covered doesn't move me in terms of being defensively solid. If signing a new RCB fixes the gap between our midfield and defence then sweet, but it's major weakness on transition.

Breaking down in tears for the Nations League

Fear for the changing rooms if Portugal win this. Ronaldo and Ramos spunking all owa one and other

Can't remember the last time I saw Leao have a good game after ghosting against us.

Oh dear Portugal have stolen Villa's set piece nonce. How fitting. Wonder if he can find any victims for Ronaldo

Scenes everyone wants to see

Editing AI offside replays. Games never been more gone.

Ronaldo looked miles off in the build up.

Balde must be injured with this freak at left back.