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Imagine the link up play between Rivs and Cisse.

By totally over exaggerating his lack of ability and claiming he couldn't get assists in the PL? Yes. I said he wasn't very good. He hasn't done particularly well in a full season of Ligue 1. I said it was harder to provide assists in the Premier League than in Ligue 1. I also said him not being very good "doesn't mean he isn't as good or better than some of our other midfielders." Wrong.

He scored no league goals. He scored 2 goals in a Europa League game against PAOK and 1 in the Trophée des Champions. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troph%C3%A9e_des_Champions He provided 4 assists in the league, 1 in the Europa League and 1 in the Coupe de France. http://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/sylvain-marveaux/profil/spieler/39909 From this I would conclude that he isn't very good (that doesn't mean he isn't as good or better than some of our other midfielders). Wrong.

If we were a real club someone would shoot a flare right into his eyeball tomorrow.

Aye, what else are they going to say.

There's no fucking way he's a 'fan', FFS. If he was he'd have never taken the job in the first place as it was clear Ashley was hanging him out to dry. And to still want the job after potentially relegating us? He doesn't give a fuck about this club or the fans. He's either mentality challenged or trolling us all. Either way I hope a stray golf ball knocks him into a coma during the summer.

Of course it's easy for me or anyone else to say just YOLO and that you should just go for it, but as you've gone through so much detail to explain the situation and it has been clearly chewing you up, just fucking do it, man. Sure it's a decent chunk of change, and it'll no doubt piss her off, and maybe I'm overstepping the line as I don't know either of you but fucking hell does she not have any hobbies that you too are confused by? Football is clearly a huge part of your life, and not everyone will understand that, and that's fine, but to leave you because you want to experience perhaps a once in a lifetime opportunity and a huge moment in your club's history is fucking befuddling to me. Especially considering the shite you've had to endure.

Well, no. He hasn't picked up any red cards.

Yeah, huge blow that.

The failing type.

In all seriousness, I'm not sure we can compete with Derby.

Imagine we get him regardless of whether we go down or stay up. I'm done if either happens.

Ferrari?

I like Benitez but that seems slightly underwhelming, no?

I have no plans so will no doubt end up watching it until we concede.

Such a simple cunt, isn't he.

wat

Unless Hull draw or lose, of course.

` I miss it

Excusable if it was Tulisa.

"Something fishy". Like what?

I don't think he would have won us any more points than any of our current players. You mean this season, right? As in a team that for a large number of games has included Gouffran, Riviere, Raylor and Gutierrez?

It would be alright if not for the awful back, random blue stripes within the black stripes, and of course the horrendous sponsor.

I think he means this: http://i.imgur.com/jzUf3Eq.jpg

The only feeling I have towards this game is relief that Hatem won't be playing.