loki679

Don't panic lads

Joelinton looks a lot better playing off Carroll rather than trying to lead the line.

That's a pel if he goes down with the initial challenge.

Unless Mike has an incredibly rare and specific phobia i'm not convinced wearing a scarf while you keep giving him your money will have the desired effect.

Maybe we can finally offload Colback? I'll cut you

Sweet, sure the FA excuses panel will award us the three points in that case.

Just when it looked like Stan was pulling clear of the field we have a surprise challenger coming up on the rails in the race to 'Worst poster 2019'. Who will prevail in this epic battle of shite? The young pretender relying on a combination of exuberance, garbled gibberish and copious amounts of class As or the wise old head with his years of experience sending forumers into impotent rage with his bafflingly moronic shit-posting? Stay tuned as we find out if Andy just bans them both.

Keep chasing that dream, Chronicle writers.

Jesus, lads, I was just poking a bit of fun at HTT

Funny how these organisations are only interested in taking us over when there's a transfer window in sight. Actually it's not funny. Off to top myself, cyas.

What about for the next 8 games? Sorry for not being a flip flop. The best time for these stats is after we've played those 8 games. If we pick up a reasonable points haul in them, which isn't impossible, you're just going to distance people further from the cause. This. Your message is on point but your timing is way off.

Loves Henderson and Pickford, hates Geordie Jack, HBA and Gazza, son plays for Sunderland. Gentlemen, HTT is a mackem.

We're 18th out of 20 for goals scored, that usually correlates quite well with how a team is performing. I think it is 'luck', you don't plan for your defenders to score your goals, you don't plan for your keeper to have a worldie every week and even though it's happened, you can't bank on it to keep happening. That's the difference for me. Rafa had a tactical foundation underpinning his gameplan that was predictable and reliable. It didn't rely on any out of the ordinary events, it was just a solid plan which was repeatable and sustainable. My feeling with our current performances is that we're riding a wave of almost random events which have largely fallen in our favour thus far but it's not sustainable. Our defenders aren't going to keep bailing us out with goals, Dubravka is going to hit some rough form, we'll get injuries, the defence aren't going to perform 100% every week. Our luck will run out at some point. Pardew managed to ride it all the way to fifth but he had some outrageously performing strikers for both halves of the season. Bruce doesn't have that luxury and I think it's going to bite him sooner rather than later.

Which is exactly what happened with Pardew in the 5th season. Some of us were saying then that it's unsustainable, that the football was shite and we couldn't keep riding our luck. It'll come back and bite us in the arse, you can't have a team relying on their fucking defenders to score the goals and expect to be able to hold that up over the long term.

Think FAST

Same. Still nothing I lost it when he scored Think it was a combination of beer, happiness for Miggy and something finally happening after having sat through 85 minutes of the worst football match the world has ever seen.

FUCCCKKIING N YEEEEEEEEES

If you start a thread and post updates every now and then I might follow along. This still on offer?

And do you think that's going to happen this season?

Hayden having his lie down early doors today.

Fucking hell, Almiron getting closer, boy has no luck

He fell over

HTL

Ready for this. Got a pizza, six pack of beer and some strong bleach and steel wool for my eyes afterwards.

Course the league would let them in, the tests aren't exactly stringent. Imagine them giving the ok to these chancers but pieing off a bunch of mega rich yank businessmen