loki679

That's generous.

'Not a lot of noise for a 50k crowd' Because the ones that aren't asleep have fallen into a coma.

Fuck me this is dull.

Odear[/member]

That's a pel.

Shoooooot

ASM's been lively but we look pretty bad on the whole so far.

What's Lascelles playing at there?

Least Yedlin's sorted his hair out

HTL

Darlow

Get on the phone, Stiffy, you're our Odin on this one.

Hope he invites Ashley to the embassy to discuss it.

What the fuck are you on about? :lol: Howay, what kind of fucking loser club would get knocked out by Oxford?

'Alright boys, another 50 laps and we'll call it a day' 'They're all injured, Steve'

That's never going to take off Evening Testicle gets my vote.

Sauces are telling me he is just on holiday and this has nothing to do with a move to #NUFC #grimryder Rich footballer goes to the UK on holiday in the middle of winter. Seems legit. Anyway, his wiki has been updated:

A team who were fairly recently in the third division spent a bajillion quid and it turns out they might have breached the useless and pointless ffp rules? Colour me shocked.

Joke failed miserably They canal be good.

Viera too.

He's not a no.9 and he's certainly not a target man yet we persist in trying to play him like one. If we insist on playing hoof-it-at-the-strikers-head-and-hope-it-bounces-somewhere-useful-ball then play Carroll up top and rotate Almiron, ASM and Joelinton around him.

Accept and bin. My little man now wants to start going to Toon games as half his team-mates go I’m not taking him like Half the Sunderland academy goes to toon games? Kids and owld folks get a pass on going to games imo. Ashley's not gonna be here forever and we need to make sure they're as miserable and cynical as us for the rest of their lives. Old people probably don't have much else going for them and it stops them being racist for a little while each week.

His agent came and had a chat with our management and now he's signing for someone else

Hope we still sign him, he's looked very good for us this season, easily the best left back we've had in ages.

He's gonna be fucking confused when he goes online to see what the fans think of his signing