loki679

Penalties shouldn't count towards the golden boot.

Proper marquee signing that, like. Real statement of intent. Cunts.

You can say a mackem is a good player without slitting your wrists over it ffs

Kane Englands best player, i assume you were just going all Adrian Durham here to provoke an argument. I find it hard to pick one standout player, but why not, he's got 6 goals and I thought he was good against colombia winning freekicks when we needed to relieve pressure. For the record I was far too pissed last saturday to remember it so if anyone particularly stood out against sweden it will have passed me by. Who do you think England's best player has been like? Pickford and Henderson for me. Catts a close third.

It'd just be more of the same with Vardy though. I'm talking about a proper shock n' awe plan B where we literally say fuck it, let's send on the biggest, most aggressive centre forward we have and go old school Stoke-style for twenty minutes - Trippier and a winger banging in crosses from the flanks, Shelvey knocking them in the box early from the centre and our frontline bullying the shit out of their defenders. If we knew it was plan B and for most of the game we'd be trying to play decent football, i reckon the fans and players would accept it. Round here we call that 'The Allardyce'

I wouldn't necessarily make it Carroll though, Vardy would probably be a better option for the types of passes Shelvey can deliver. The two of them up top with Shelvey either threading balls through or playing it out wide for the winger to cross would be the best bet in that scenario though.

Back up striker to who?

Like getting your mates round to help you paint the garage and just pissing off down the pub and leaving them to it

GTFO

How are we the only poor club in the PL?

That 'Tweets to Stewart Donald' account is class

We can't pay a fee to get players for our team, man

It's Sterling's time to shine. Double hat-tricks against Croatia and France to win it.

Kit's fantastic but Lascelles looks a bit down

I know Asia is obviously the mist coveted foreign market, due to its population size and relatively wealth, but Chelsea are massive throughout Africa and easily one of the top sides in America as well. They are a big and global name. I see loads of Chelsea tops over here, more than Liverpool for sure. Seeing a lot of City shirts aswell.

They've been my pick since the start but I feel like it might be an England-Belgium final now. Both semis could go either way. Aye, i've been surprised by Belgium. Not just how far they've got but they're actually playing some pretty good stuff.

France are the best side, like. Rooting for them now that Serbia and Colombia are out.

We can just get Jamaal to twat him again if his form drops.

£20m for Dwight Gayle Here's what's gonna happen We won't get Plea because we won't pay the money Rondon will go to a foreign club in some shite league because he's not that good There'll be rumours around Gayle but he won't go anywhere We'll start the season with Gayle as our #9 backed up by Joselu and another Joselu-esque signing.

We're not signing anyone for £27m ffs

Don't hate the Plea, hate the fat cunt.

‘Alreet, lads, do your sprints then we'll have a game of 2 a side'