Loki679

Ran around, kicked people. 8/10 performance on the pardometer. Lost points for not jumping enough.

I think we needed more Geordies on the pitch. We'll never win games if we pick quality footballers and have a well thought out, properly coached tactical approach to the game. What we need to do is base our team selection on the distance from Newcastle the player was born or grew up.

3 years without a goal at home against these, man.

Think they've had the better chances. Lots of ours have been from tight angles.

Fucking Tiote off, thank fuck.

Bizarrely we have looked better without Gouffran. Amazing.

They're gonna win this. 0-1 coming up, I can feel it.

His head's too big

Well it's Gouffran off so it's automatically a good sub.

Taylor's back looking like he just finished with another one.

How did he miss that? Just bring Haidara on, why are we playing with 10 while bantz gets patched up?

Gone to get stitches

?? Abeid is not on the bench Ah great stuff. I guess Anita isn't either? Therefore we are fucked? Correct, my buckfast swilling friend. Fucked like the last sheep in a welsh village.

Could get Tiote off and play Cabella ahead of Sissoko and Colback I suppose

Abeid's on the bench?

We don't have any midfielders on the bench

Who the fuck applauds at the movies?

We're getting a bit kicky

fucking tiote man

wonganufc.com is a real thing

Is Gouff playing central?

Great stuff from Ameobi and Sissoko

We having a lock-in in the pre-match thread?

The opposite it seems - so far Kenny Toal ‏@kennytoalitv 4m4 minutes ago Sunderland fans arrive to the quietest welcome i have ever witnessed in a derby Mags bottled it marra