Loki679

Why Ketsbaia? He's done fuck all apart from getting sacked by Georgia Ban this sick filth. He did well with Georgia and that Cypriot lot. SJP would be rocking if he came back too.

Did I miss a meeting? Works if you sing it Meatloaf style.

Pulis is another dinosaur, I wouldn't want him here. We need someone who can coach the players in movement and tactics, shapes on the pitch, transitional play, I don't think Pulis has that in his locker.

Fight club thread in chat?

I promise not to call Mr Ashley nasty names for a month if he gets this done.

Whoever it is at least Pardew will be gone. The situation with him had become ridiculous with SJP seemingly unwilling to turn on him and Ashley being unwilling to sack him. If the new guy comes in and is shit then I don't think he'll get as much rope as Pardle has had.

Cheers mate I'm currently unemployed, so your help means a lot. We've got your assistant sorted already It's Slim. There's a clause in your contract that says you have to let him do at least one press conference a week, preferably pissed.

Do they train the day after a game?

If Ashley can get someone to pay us actual money for Pardew I reckon he's got some Jedi powers.

Where's this De Boer stuff come from?

Quite a few managers might look at a bloke who's had international class players bought for him, been forgiven many transgressions and been treated with saintly patience by the owner despite almost relegating his team and think 'no thanks'?

Kets for me lyk

Is optionality a word?

http://www.uefa.com/MultimediaFiles/Photo/competitions/UCL/76/52/12/765212_w2.jpg Or Tuchel or Jemez

I just pray to god Carr is involved in picking the replacement.

:D :D :D :D Please be true. Just in time for HBA to make a triumphant return. This would be the bestest christmas EVA.

Scored. Still shit.

Surprised he cares, not much $$$ in it.

Nothing on Enner Valencia tbf

Hype?

I'm into season 4 of the Sopranos, tempted just to keep it on. I fucking won't though. I'll switch over and watch us pump long balls at Cisse while Perez toils away in the strikers graveyard and Pardew writes '3-0 down lol' in his stupid notepad. Fucking stupid football.

http://b.smimg.net/13/50/yoan-gouffran.jpg

Top 8 or.. 8th strongest in the league? That's midtable. City Chelsea Man Utd Arsenal Tottenham Everton Liverpool West Ham's attacking options makes them a clearly stronger squad too. IMO we are 9th strongest at best. Haven't seen much of Southampton. We are in that group of clubs that are midtable which could be in a relegation scrap with a few under performing players or poor management. You think West Ham have a stronger squad than us? Yep. Good options up front. Sakho, Valencia & Carroll is a good amount of fire power. No it isn't. Sakho's done alright but Carroll is a crock and Valencia has 1 in 5. You can't base it on just the attack either.

Aye, make out like we'd be sorry to lose him then drink everything in the world when he pisses off.

Gouffran ffs