loki679

This poll needs an 'I'd bleed to death through my eyes before 90 minutes were up' option.

Rename the thread "Alan 'Bimpy' Pardew" until he comes back.

http://metro.co.uk/2014/07/31/alan-pardew-must-play-hatem-ben-arfa-to-save-both-their-newcastle-united-careers-4816054/ sneaky

You've excelled your usual level of contribution also. You managed a post with only one 'I' in it. edit: sorry, don't cry. You've excelled your usual level of contribution also. You managed a post with only one 'I' in it. edit: sorry, don't cry. Aren't you like a fully grown man? Sorry petal, i'm taken.

You've excelled your usual level of contribution also. You managed a post with only one 'I' in it. edit: sorry, don't cry.

Aye, Ben Arfa might be a fat unprofessional git but GRRRR PARDEW. We don't need no rationality GRRRRRRR PARDEW. .

Never a bad time for pizza.

You said it's 'blatantly bullshit from the club'. The club said he's overweight. Posters on NO have been saying he's overweight for the past couple of years. Correct anything incorrect.

So all the posters on NO saying he looks fat are in on the conspiracy? Mother of god....

Aight, face off between Souness's team and Andy Cunningham's team.

He was told what weight to be, he came back over. Throw away everything else for a moment, it's unprofessional.

Somebody gave uncle Joe a computer

Keegans team to win by at least two clear goals. On our day we were absolutely unstoppable back then.

I'm with Albert. He's been treated badly but there's really no excuse for a prfoessional footballer in his peak years to be out of shape to the extent he's breaking weight limits. I'd think the scale would go from minimum weight to ideal weight to maximum weight so it's not like he's come back a bit over his ideal weight, he's come back over the maximum allowed. Just eat less shite ffs.

Tsunami, Tsunami!

Thank god, thought we were doing a Leedsmouth for a minute.

There were a bunch of clubs reported to be interested a while before we signed him.

Bet they were over the moon to see him when they got off

Yeah, these international footballers had never done anything before they came to us.

Is that the freak that stalks the training ground?

Booed for half his career man. Absolute tripe. Seriously. That's utter rubbish. Him along with the whole team were booed for a couple of games about 7 or 8 years ago, including Fergie. All I said was that Fletcher means a lot more to me than Cantona does. Cantona was class man, but give me the dedicated one club men any day. Big game player in quotes by the way? Fletcher won numerous top four clashes basically by himself. Even scored the goals in some of them. There's nothing mythical about it. Get tae fuck. Average player who worked hard and was lucky enough to be surrounded by players who could carry the team.

Be funny as fuck to see our bids for Southamptons players go in after Spurs and Liverpool and all. 'Did zee fax machine run out of ze zeroes?'

Imagine that in Ralph Wiggum's voice.