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Fletcher more of a legend than Cantona? Asked the Man United fan in our office and he went with Cantona.

The patch on the back gets bigger every year.

Weren't we offering him around for 3m? AC must have Homer Simpson negotiating their deals.

Wish we had some TV money

We need to be in on this, ffs. We can probably sponsor the taxi to Liverpool or something. Maybe route it past a Sports Direct store just in case.

2:45am kick off for the kids vs the latest Sports Direct Utd. Tough decision.

Using that logic, we shouldn't do business with the Scots either, seeing as they also have an independence movement going on... wat

75m in transfers + 50 to 75m for the club is a decent wedge to walk away with.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/5779415/Alan-Pardew-insists-Mike-Ashley-has-proven-critics-wrong.html Dread to think what's on there. Our media partner Firmly in the fat bastards pocket if they truly believe he's "splashed the cash" the only thing he knows how to splash is copious amounts of gravy on his cornflakes. Of course when the figures are quoted it won't be a matter of transfer fees, it'll be every penny each player will cost is over their entire contract. Ashley spends £30m on transfers having recouped £32m

Only had one previous owner, guv, vicar he was, used to polish him every Sunday right as rain.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/5779415/Alan-Pardew-insists-Mike-Ashley-has-proven-critics-wrong.html Dread to think what's on there. Our media partner

Can't drink out the bottle, man, got standards.

I'll be watching our games, it's still my club no matter what these cunts do.

Sorry i didn't know i had to run things by you. No harm done, you know now.

I'd like to see Taylor start alongside Obertan in a race off a cliff.

I think we've got that covered, bimps.

How, Boris, how much you want for chucky?

http://thatsthejoke.net/thatsthejoke.jpg

I think they're fucked because a) everybody knows they're minted and b) everybody knows they're desperate.

Yeah, it'll take a lot longer and a lot less success for the bellends to evaporate from their support.

Why, it didn't work last time he did it. The guy just lies and lies and repeats the same stuff and nothing happens, teflon coated cunt. Owes a lot of money type teflon. I heard he's a muslim too.

Possibly playing him at centre back might help.