loki679

Aye, we do too, Jack.

Alright lads, at kick off we'll make a big circle around the ball and stay there for 45 minutes. Same again second half if we get the ball.

Messi wears the armband, but Mascherano has always been the captain. Please stop playing him centre half Are they even getting a new CB in after the retirement of Puyol? Suarez

Well given that one of them was the only pope in history to resign,I think if God is there he'll be on Argentina's side The godfather is pope now? Straight after the emperor from star wars? They're playing some movie game over there in the pope selecting department.

We'd need another 2nd left back then too.

Best punch him in the face to be sure then.

The pressure's all on the taker, not the keeper. What's the player going to be able to say to put the keeper off? Sod all. Anything he likes. Tell him he's gonna dink it up the middle and make him look an idiot or something. At the very least tell him to fuck off.

Not sure how that works out since nobody's paid even his £8m release clause yet.

That lesser known rule of the penalty shootout which states the taker must remain silent and stationary?

If there's a striker we can get cheap due to contract, failure or mentalness we'll get one. If there isn't, we won't.

Look at those names, man. Cuthbert Ottaway, Arnold Kirke-Smith, John Brockbank. Can almost smell the tweed. Taylor.J at full back for Scotland

Correct. I do believe the former generally comes with the latter

It's really not that much even just for a stupid bet. People stick that on big accumulators and stuff anyway. I wouldn't think twice about having a tenner on something like that, it doesn't mean i'm loaded which was the original point of contention.

Piledriver. It's only fair.

Oh, aye, if we're making it up he probably put the bet on sitting in a gold bath of champagne on his superyacht.

Yes, Ronaldo, but that's not gamesmanship, that's assault.

Again, perceptions. A tenner on that bet doesn't seem particularly big and certainly doesn't mean the bloke is loaded or has shitloads of disposable.

Making a 10 quid bet doesn't mean someone has loads of cash though. I wouldn't pay a tenner to go and watch a movie but I don't think people who do are loaded. 10 quid seems a pretty small bet to me, does that mean the guy who placed it is poor?

Did the value of the pound skyrocket since i've been away or is 10 quid still not much money?

The mental one? I think you need to say 'Republicans' three times for him to appear.

Even better is that he's managed to turn a free transfer (Marv) into a negative value asset as he's adding nothing to the team and costing us wages Pards, the master of the reverse midas, can take something worth £0 and make it worth less. Legend.

James Perch. Um, Blob Jelliot likes him.

Fucking glory supporters. I'm almost sick of glory now we've had so much. I'm gloried out.

I don't consider 18 in 45 to be a good season. 2 out of 7. His record in the Scottish league is somewhat shite aswell.