loki679

Happy Face would love this.

Not really, look at the graphs. Messi does everything better and not by a little bit.

Ronaldo is generally on or around the line of best fit whereas Messi is a consistent outlier.

Way too high tech for us. http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Archive/Search/2012/3/29/1333031058707/A-man-watching-football-o-008.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/V7Tk5Ge.jpg

Romain Amalfitano has joined Dijon permanently for an undisclosed fee. Remember me for "Most Helpful". Your puns are shit, I don't get them at all.

If Liverpool are watching him I guarantee he doesn't nintendo join us.

Reckon Ba will be off either in January or next summer anyway.

Gosling has one of him giving away a free kick with 'We lost 4-0 but I had a good game'

Me Marseilles puns are for the feeble minded.

You would think they would mention that.

He'll Romain in our hearts forever.

If we're nice to their mum they might sign for us. Four year olds doing our transfer business.

wow, that would be an utterly insane way to look at transfers in football like, jesus hope that's not true There's no basis in fact behind that, it's just what I suspect is the way we approach things from looking at our transfer dealings. Could be total bollocks.

I believe they factor wages and fees into their projections. For example a £5m player with £6m over 3 years wages and a £1m agents fee would need to be sold on after those 3 years for £12m for us to be interested in the deal. The same player bought for £15m gives a required sell on fee of about £22m. It's not unlikely that a £5m player could be sold on for £12m if he does well over a 3 year period but not many players go for north of £20m from clubs of our standing. We'd be a much better football team but unfortunately the ROI for this type of player doesn't fit our business model.

We won't sign them because we have no interest in football. We have interest in making money and we won't make much (if any) profit on them. Pointless even considering them.

Better remind Charnley to lock the door next time.

That's after the chairman agreed to drop his asking price from £12m according to the mirror. Insanity.

Black, white, black, white, black. Continue depending on the desired number or thickness of the stripes. Notice that nowhere in these simple instructions are spikes, strange 'v's or huge patches mentioned. It's laughably simple to design a decent kit for us yet these people fuck it up every time. This leads me to believe they are, in fact, morons.

http://i.imgur.com/rqoN2ho.jpg

But we are talking in the context of football so you've imparted these observations onto entire continents yourself.

Load of rubbish. Everyone knows you can't sign players while the world cup is on.

Perez. Last month. Fucking desperate man.

Not really, always best to let off about the cuntminge now and again. There's a phrase that could be taken a variety of ways.