loki679

It's a crumb of comfort anyway.

It's either a massive coincidence (unlikely), an intentional message (possibly) or everyone who becomes involved with a Newcastle United takeover instantly becomes a huge twat (almost certainly).

Only way that makes sense is if there's no other realistic bidders.

What the fuck is @2000? Seriously, standards are slipping here, lads. This is simply unacceptable.

Why doesn't he understand that tactics and playing well are connected?

I remember when he used to be able to bend his knees.

Bet you were running round your ma's living room doing the Shelvey shush celebration when they skied that last pen. My mam died when I was 12 years old. Thanks for the message. My mam is dead too. You’re still a prick. Go fuck yourself you cunt. Play nice children. It's not what Steve would want. Which Steve?

That's probably because nobody considers themselves to be a c***. I think you need a time out or a temporary ban to go and learn some manners. No it's because nobody has a logical answer. Have you got one? Because despite the fact that Stevie Bacon is the manager and Fatboy Fat is the owner this is still Newcastle United. You're quite happy to go along with this situation and piss your little panties whenever your pasty wielding hero flukes a point here and there. Other people have a different view to you and believe that removing either of these malignant tumours from our club will require us to lose games and sink. Neither approach is necessarily better than the other but both are valid viewpoints.

Sweet, cheers. Be sure to let us know of any other made up rules you concoct.

WHY AREN'T YOU ALL CELEBRATING THIS GLORIOUS VICTORY?

It's exactly why so many people want the team to lose. Because as soon as we win after these disgusting perfromances they all crawl out of the sewers carrying on like Bruce is achieving something. Howay, man, we just achieved a glorious victory over the mighty Newport. Alright, we were shit and needed pens to see us through but we'll be singing songs about this in 20 years.

Aye, we had posters like you with Pardew too.

Guess that's why I'm not a big fat football manager.

'Hey, lads, come on' That'll help, Steve.

I wonder what game Lee Hendrie is watching.

Aye, that's the problem

BTEC Red Bull. Really? Sounds like something you'd find on the Serengeti.

did he dance out of the way of the ball? i feel like i'm drunk but that looked ludicrous Time difference bonus means I can be six beers deep before I need to subject myself to this.

Least we're back up to 11 men now.

You're playing tomorrow, mate. Shut the fuck up. Never, BB

You're playing tomorrow, mate.

Gillespie has uneven ears. It's disconcerting.

A dry pitch with rabbit holes. What the fuck is this moron talking about?

Anybody who has watched us play knows we can't handle any kind of pressing. It's almost like their manager saw through our cunning plan.