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'Everyone's expecting ball to come in to Andy Carroll but he's on the edge of the centre circle wheezing like a covid ridden marlboro man.'

Carroll literally can't run

Decent effort from Murphy

'Newcastle could be a big force this season'

Howay, it's already better than the Oxford game, least we saw a goal.

Wait, what?

HTL

Serves them right for having arms.

If Wor Steve hadn't drilled the players to keep it tight and play our counter game then we wouldn't have been in the position of only being 1 down and able to take advantage of when the opportunity presented itself. Good management imo.

Lascelles hands were down, whereas Dier's were clearly raised. Those are the laws now. It’s not at all. Lascelles made his ‘body bigger’ as his arm was slightly away from his body. Under the current rules, it should’ve been a pen. If his arm wasn’t there, would it have hit his body, if the answer is no - it has to be a pen. You’re allowed to have arms. Not if they make your body bigger you’re not. It's all coming up Pickford.

Just utterly absurd

Darlow, surely? He's British, mate.

Used to be the best bit of the drive to Newcastle when I was a bairn. Dad would stop off halfway at a Little Chef or Happy Eater then maybe chips by the river at Wetherby too if we were lucky. Something about the beans at the Little Chef made it mint, seemed different from the tinned beans we got at home somehow.

He's been awful today like. I refuse to believe a free transfer from Burnley could be anything less than world class.

Physio runs on and starts stamping on him

Like fuck. He's had his homepage set to Just Eat and never gets further than that.

Someone pass the valium, cheers

The last thing we want is Andy Carroll organising social functions

Maybe I'm Money Mike, Suckers

I think you have to question our defenders tbh. Why didn't they score 3 goals in the last few minutes like they did against Everton? Can't blame Stevie Bacon if the players are going to abandon that totally sustainable plan and let him down like that.

These words and name don't work together. Will be interesting to see how PL bends the knee for China if f.ex a player or pundit says something deemed as damaging to Chinas reputation. It seemed cheap last week, looks a bit pricey after the Brighton 'game'.

Something must have been worked out with this as we can now get every PL game for £26 a year. That's a legit deal through tencent, no dodgy shit.

Saivet. In the few games he played he looked alright but just not fancied for some reason. Abeid anarl.

Back on, will be announced 3.00pm Friday Mexican time, Big Mike to buy pizza for the whole of Newcastle Nice pizza or standard takeaway fair mate? A Loki special all-round I’m hearing, Big Mike wants to celebrate big time one last time with the fans My pizza game is solid. If we're talking disgusting pizzas we need to speak to the master of the art. Vieu[/member]