Loki679

Under-promise, over-deliver.

Ok, Craig, just repeat after me. ASM will be out for at least two weeks, Hayden and Manquillo have both broken their pelvises and Gillespie, Dubravka, Darlow and the entire U23 side have covid. All are expected to make a full recovery in time for Cambridge but will absolutely not be available for Southampton.

That's how I remember it. A quick search turns up this: https://www.danielgeey.com/post/multiple-football-club-ownership-disparities-between-rules/

This wasn't as interesting as I thought it was going to be.

with blackjack and hookahs.

Howay, lads

How's that gonna work? If we're all owned by PIF we can't all compete in the same UEFA competition.

Whereabouts? My nana used to live on Fisherwell Road.

Newcastle United wordsearch books at £17.99 each.

The 'HTT effect'

Well, we had a run of three good teams who all beat us handily, now we're getting back into the mid table fodder I'm happy we're picking up points.

We've been saying for two years 'he's not a striker, please stop sticking him up front by himself and lumping long balls at him'.

Mike's position as best Liverpool fan on here is under serious threat. Some good posts, @rgk_lfc, very informative.

I fully expected zero points from these fixtures. A draw would have been a huge bonus.

Longstaff going for the 80s porn tache look

Aye, that's been working a treat

If we had a defence worth talking about it wouldn't be an issue. We're so shit at the back though that we have to rely on the midfield to help out else we get rinsed.

Can't we just forfeit?

I'd suggest a dildo or possibly a long vegetable of some kind.

Our collective ringpiece will be nice and loose for the games coming up.

Fucking disgrace. We've been done over here.

Didn't even check it???

Where's VAR?

Never a fucking penalty