1964

And when times are shit misinformation appears more credible

Before we've made them it seems. Novel approach, I like it.

Fuck me I'm dim, I immediately thought of the land mass

How is his hope of playing in Europe a problem, am I missing something?

Sounds far too much like David Brent

Agreed, the notion that we dance around anyone with tit tassles does not sit well with me

Never heard of this guy, where does he play?

It's like a bunker for fucks sake ? I've seen better playing park football

One of our lot referred to someone being a pre madonna once

The biggest problem is when people mistake opinion for fact. It's pure flat earth

About as reliable as a tory manifesto promise

Whenever I feel like it's all going a bit slow I just cast my mind back 2 years and realise things are great

Aye there's a danger of Longstaff's face stopping traffic today

He did indeed

They still wouldn't mate, it's words that they can weaponise, there is literally no thought or awareness of the issues other than the media headlines

Not just good, actually watchable

I must admit I struggle to see how anyone can listen to trump for more than a minute and not see he's a grifter. Possibly shows just how disenfranchised some Americans must be if he is their saviour, which is sad

We sold this cunt yet?

He did but from what I can gather has been abducted and anally probed by people from Mars or Sunderland, not entirely clear as they look the same

Just down the road from me

Love what you've done there, no question mark, so a statement of fact to get the juices flowing. Also short and pithy, 10/10

Don't we do all kinds of check on the individual as well as their playing ability? If so we can rule out any move for Billy big bollocks type players, and rightly so. One of our strengths is the togetherness in the squad and we don't need a well-poisoner

Skjelbred apparently is in the whitley bay travelodge. Can't reveal my source tho

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Or that Skjelbred bloke who was linked for about 2 decades