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Wasn't that weird kid was it? I could imagine him scaling disused ventilation tower to get a picture

No idea how that was going to be a pen, absolutely no chance

Got a text off someone last night who isn't a Newcastle fan and doesn't usually watch us, it went.. is that the same guy who used to be rubbish? He is a fucking tank

Relentless

It would be better to also keep religion out of it then would it not?

I'm afraid we are currently highly political, you can't keep it out of anything

Rat boy asleep

Oh dear

It's their lack of self-awareness that staggers me. When they get on their morale crusade and its pointed out that their recent history includes harbouring and rewarding a paedophile, that's whataboutism when in reality that's all they do. We've been bought by PIF... whatabout Yemen? whatabout Khassoggi? whatabout gay rights? whatabout women's rights? Their entire fake morality and argument is whataboutism

What about Bruce? I think it's disrespectful to the competitive eating community that he is not included in the list of great communicators

Wheez key people are theez key people

The bit I saw of the Sheffield Wednesday game was pretty bad, the ball was like a hot potato just getting hoofed or headed as far as possible, the one player who looked like he had played football before was Clarke???, young lad on the left, he looked decent

it's safe to say that would be a miracle

I think he should stay there next year, they are doing well with him

Their nickname is the copy cats after all

What a header that was from Abraham

Did that irritating bellend just say city are dominating possession but only by a little bit What a fucking moron

I would like to see a final between the two sides, either of which would win any other league in Europe. Be a great spectacle I hope

I assume you've got to imagine

Sportsquashing

Best right back in the world was vintage Danny Simpson there

Because don't forget they hate whataboutism now

I'd fancy our lasses to beat them

Zero threat from chelsea

I bet there's a red card with the toffees getting all rodded up