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And conte of course, whenever you see a manager running around celebrating like a dog that's just had a massive shit, only to find it was just a big fart, is amusing

Regardless of the rights and wrongs, ins and outs, lines and balls....can we agree its just funny?

Get a wor flags banner Who's your next messiah Unai or Dick

If he means tear as in eye secretion then it's almost certainly correct. They've been either blubbing or faux-moralising since October 21

Done, stuck wife and daughters names on as well which delighted them no end ........

He's wanted dat VARd fam innit

I thought I was losing my mind or had the Newcastle goggles on, as it was clear that the ball touched the Tottenham player before it reached Kane.

Very good dribbler by all accounts

I doubt he will be playing, money in the bank. Player goodwill and happiness is central to Howe's philosophy

Amnesty FC is the award humanitarian of the match

Will he play? Compassionate leave and all that. We need him with the injuries, but Howe has the habit of doing the right thing for tye player

He tried that once before and lost a finger

He's a well-poisoner, and more power to him

There were glimpses but I'm not going overboard, he looks a squad player at the minute which is fine given his age

touch of the bi-polar there mate

Has his lass spawned yet?...... God I hate myself sometimes

Yeah, isn't that a £billion, sounds like a Dr Evil ransom demand

Mrs Bruno needs to give birth today, day off with the new born and ready for everton. Come on Mrs B, do what needs to be done

When was it not, it isn't just an Eddie Howe problem, we seem to have always picked up a lot of injuries, whether that's because of the training pitches or facilities but it's been the case for years

Some time wasting here by liverpool, presumably they'll get booed off

Bet he can spell Michael though

He is such a diving bastard

Possibly bench against Everton?

Not just back to back wins +7 goal difference in 2 games

And are there some recommended sites or just any random twitter stream?