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Worrying

? so if someone asks your age do you say 32 years 4 months and 5 days?

Pop tarts took the medal for solar temperatures, which because the filling was sugar based meant 3rd degree burns

How the hell can he start that with 'for clarity' and then completely contradict what he originally said? That's not clarification, perhaps he should start tweets with 'for confusion'

I could imagine the taxi does a quick once round the car park and straight back to the airport. Those facilities, he must feel like he's back in burnley

He's off to the mackems, haven't you read?

That stupid fucking face, you can see he can't think and move his head at the same time hence the gormless open-mouthed, cretinous grid

Tidied

I doubt we'll be doing that, it sends a message that we will just overpay. I'd rather we went elsewhere if they keep raising the price, it went from 30m to 60m didn't it?

Or take obscure black and white photographs

We are desperate for a centre half though, not him. Move on to other targets if they are fucking about

Heart like a pea tho

Clark, Gayle and Hendrick at most I reckon

And of course he can be called Aztoon, you can all have that for free ?

It should be spelled whine

He's got 181K followers if that means owt.... it doesn't does it

The best thing for me in this transfer window is that we aren't seeing the arrogant vultures making comments about our better players like Maxi. In years gone by it would be liverpool fans giving it 'I'd take st-Maximin off them' Not this year you fucking wankers, not this year or the future

Why the fuck was the defender trying to head it?

It's like the North Korea of football forums, if you don't say everything is great and Liverpool are the best you disappear

Who can remember.... pre madonna ?? can't remember who it was but he got hammered Loose instead of lose is getting more common as is 'are' instead of our

Might be my natural pessimism but I dont have a good feeling about this, it should have been in the bag, Everton have signed a full back today, how did that happen?

Friday 3.00pm announcement?

Why, what's he done? Bought sugar puffs or something

They are like the people at the start of the pandemic who bought all the bog rolls and pasta

It's not that they are broken yet, I think they are stockpiling moronic stupidity for when they are completely broken in the next few years. If we go in the trajectory we hope they literally have nothing so anything they can grab now is like food to the hungry