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I've lived on Merseyside for 32 years and I'm telling you now he is the archetypal scouser, in that he won't give up or give in and will fight like fuck Howe will finesse him, I have no doubt

Hopefully of a local barber

We've got to trust Howe, Gordon has a strong work ethic which will suit him and howe will be the best coach he's worked under. If someone said to me we would lose wood and get gordon for a net outlay of £25m I'd have bitten their hand off

The watch

We want extra time second leg surely?

More worryingly he's got a quiff of Robbie Savage about him

Interesting that if we get to the final and play man utd, it's only 3 days after their 2nd leg against Barcelona. Might have already been mentioned but fuck off I don't care

First rate shithousery there

Ooof that's pretty scathing if true, they would need to spent a lot. I think that would rule Bielsa out because everton can't spend

I think its due to the fact that until he signs for us, he is an odious, diving ratboy who looks like he dresses in the dark, has a Princess Di hairdo and is in the latter stages of a serious illness

Holidays in Marrakesh

I imagine some yoof speak misunderstanding I'll bring the moretti You bring the san Miguel Paully, you bring some p's (meaning money)

Neither did this game

Is it too early for Cackpoo?

Gakpo looks like a shit version of Darwin Nunez, and that's a statement in itself

Plus if he starts losing his hair balding claire balding has a lovely symmetry to it

He also looks like he's only got one leg now

Or put on an opposition shirt and sneak on, winking at Tindall

Nice Office reference that didn't pass me by

I think you underestimate the RTG ability to revise history

You've got the boro next haven't you? Confident or not, they seem to have picked up a lot

The lower bowel you mean..... sorry cheap shot

He collapses to the floor like he's deed every game man

Yeah, 'we'll see' sounds more like it's Joe's mindset rather than a disciplinary decision

This cunt been sacked yet.... The over-reaction on here is insane sometimes. He's been a dick and will get punished but none of us are infallible