Chicken Dancer

Price? Surely can't be great.

I don't think they'll do one, with the Hughton/Carroll buisness. I hope they do like because I love them!

I wonder who he'd genuinely choose if both had offers accepted. Worked with Bruce the Lesbian but Newcastle gave him his first propper chance, and we're minus Kinnear.

I hate strips like Bolton's. Always reminds me of some K-League team or something, stuff going on all over the shop.

And a girlfriend . He must be on a Class A drug, like seriously. Look at him man .

I really don't like his glasses. Is he trying to be John Lennon or are them the glasses he has to wear on a day to day basis?

Out of the trio of teams that will go down in my opinion, I would have Ba , N'Zogbia, McCarthy, Rodellaga and Jarvis. We obviously won't get any of these, but yi nah.

Why ruin a perfectly good post? I'm realistic , I hope to God they prove us all wrong.

Imagine Ben Arfa, N'Zog and Jonas just attacking teams man, with Tiote just sitting, letting them do the buiness. Then hopefully a top striker to compliment them. I think I would cry, especially when the reality is it will be Larsson, Puncheon and Jonas feeding Shola.

I hope to fuck we don't have Leon Best as our main striker next season. Aye, he had a good spell, granted. But he's still shite like, let's be honest. I'm behind the kid but he is bollocks.

I miss him, not gonna lie.

Air hostess has turned up for some reason. Andy Pipkin has turned into Jonny Vegas too. That's what I thought . These have to be Toon fans taking the piss surely? Fucking hell

Can we even put a team out? Gosling was fit for Man U IIRC? Clutching at straws.

Did that say shitness level?

Anyone going to that talk-in next Tuesday with Barton/Nolan etc? I was desperate to go, fucking William Hill.

I once saw her at Blackburn too, did she used to have Troisi on her top? I thought she was a myth at first.

Aye, I used to have a season ticket with him until 02 when he passed away. Owe everything I love about this club to him like, top bloke. Missed one home game in 28 year, and that was my Dad's day of birth. Canny record . Left me 10k when he died and in the will he requested it payed for a 'season ticket for life'. Top, top bloke.

He ripped apart our best team in memory and took a gamble on unproven foreigners. All we needed was a centre half argubly, and he just ripped it apart. Will never forget that 97/98 season, really optimistic in the summer of 97. Was completely sick by the end of it, and I was only 11. Had a good day at Wembley with me Grandad like.

On what though? PSfuckingG. Froggie bastards.

This is so fucking funny man. She's probably reading it too bless her.

Just lost a lot tonight. Probably won't bet again for a while, which is hard considering I work at a Bookies. Depressed isn't the word.

I'd take a chance on Lallana. Ashley type of signing, he looks a decent player, in League One like but you know. James Perch still remains the only player we've ever bought from a lower division under Ashley. I'm not on about signing him from a certain league. Young with a potenial profit.

It's the caretaker factor man,remember us under Roeder. End of season run that got us in Europe. 'King' Kenny will be found out.

I'd take a chance on Lallana. Ashley type of signing, he looks a decent player, in League One like but you know.

Liverpool. Can't stand these bastards, especially Dalglish. Ginger prick.